Blue Lives Matter (Unless They Pull Me Over)

🚔 Blue Lives Matter Sticker – “Unless They Pull Me Over”

⚠️ WARNING: May Attract Sirens and Side-Eyes

Some people slap on a flag to avoid a ticket. You? You slap on this. The “Blue Lives Matter Unless They Pull Me Over” sticker is the brutally honest, wildly inappropriate, and stupidly funny answer to the sea of boot-licky bumper propaganda clogging up America’s highways.

Whether you’re getting pulled over for the third time this month or just tired of performative back-the-badge energy from folks who speed through school zones, this decal calls it like it is. It’s a blue lives matter parody that laughs directly into the void—and it’s made to survive the fallout.

Available as a premium vinyl sticker or magnet, this unhinged masterpiece is printed on commercial-grade material so durable it could survive a high-speed chase. Or at least a few TikTok comments.

🐸 Specs That Actually Matter:

Size:
Roughly 8.5” x 2.5”, aka readable from the next lane over.
Note: All stickers are handmade, so size may vary a bit. Mockups are just for vibes—not scale.

Material:

• Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl

• Waterproof, car wash safe, fade-proof, apocalypse-resistant

• Professionally printed in small batches with dumb amounts of care

Magnet Options:

• 20 mil standard magnet backing (great for fair-weather snark)

• 30 mil extra-thick magnet (for those who live in frozen hellscapes or just want to ensure maximum cling)

Magnet Reminder:
Most new bumpers are plastic (thanks, modern car design). Test your surface with a fridge magnet before ordering. Doors, trunks, and side panels are usually safe.

🤡 What’s This Blue Lives Matter Parody Even About?

The “Blue Lives Matter Unless They Pull Me Over” decal is a painfully accurate roast of the folks who act pro-cop until those red and blues are in their rearview. It's a takedown of conditional patriotism, performative politics, and hypocrisy on wheels.

It’s also hilarious. Let’s be real—half the people who slap “Blue Lives Matter” decals on their lifted trucks are the same ones screaming during a traffic stop. This sticker isn’t just a joke, it’s a social mirror glued to your bumper with rage and adhesive.

If you’re tired of tone-deaf flag-waving, overcompensating truck owners, and copaganda in every gas station parking lot, this blue lives matter parody decal is your counterstrike. It’s political satire. It’s comedy. It’s a sticker that will make someone spiral at a stoplight.

🧠 Why It Slaps (Harder Than That Ticket You Deserved)

• 🚘 Road-ready durability. Printed to survive car washes, blizzards, and constitutional debates.

• 🧲 Choose sticker or magnet based on how non-committal you are.

• 🤬 Sparks more conversations than your “coexist” sticker ever could.

• 🇺🇸 Handmade by an unhinged small biz with over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, and features in the New York Times.

• 🛒 Available in 70+ retail stores including Zumiez. Yeah, that Zumiez. We’re mall famous.

This isn’t your average Etsy Etsy “bless this mess” wall decor. It’s handcrafted chaos. With edge.

🛠️ Installation Instructions (Because We’re Smart & You’re Hot)

Sticker:

1. Clean surface with alcohol or water

2. Peel and slap

3. Press from the center out. Smooth like you’re mad at it

Magnet:

1. Slap it on a clean, magnetic surface

2. Reposition at will

3. Remove during car washes or for maximum impact on first dates

Pro Tip:
If bubbles form under the magnet, hit it with a hair dryer or leave it in the sun. Boom—smooth.

⚠️ Small Biz Disclaimer Zone:

• Minor bubbles, texture shifts, or edge wobbles? Totally normal.

• Magnets might not stick to your plastic bumper. Not our fault. Test first.

• Any issues? We fix things. Email us at hello@frogmustardstickers.com

🎁 Also From Frog Mustard:

• 🎉 Monthly Sticker Subscriptions: new unhinged chaos sent monthly

• 🏆 Design Contests: submit your sticker idea & become Frog Famous™

• 🎥 TikTok & IG: @frogmustardstickers

• 🌐 Full store: frogmustardstickers.com

🐸 Why Trust Frog Mustard?

We’re not a sticker brand. We’re a chaos brand. We exist for people who love sarcasm, hate hypocrisy, and want to confuse the car behind them. Whether you’re feral or just pretending, our stickers are loud, weird, and built to last.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.