Birds Aren’t Real Sticker – The Ultimate Vinyl Decal for Truth Seekers

🔥 WAKE UP, SHEEPLE—THE BIRDS ARE WATCHING. 🔥

You’ve seen the signs, you’ve heard the whispers, but now it’s time to make a statement. This Birds Aren’t Real sticker is for the true believers, the government surveillance skeptics, and the brave souls who dare to question the "natural" world.

We all know what’s really going on. Hawks? Drones. Pigeons? Flying cameras. Mockingbirds? The CIA’s greatest invention. They want you to believe they're just animals—but we know better. Slap this weatherproof, high-quality vinyl decal on your car, laptop, or water bottle and let the world know you’re not falling for their lies.

Why This Birds Aren’t Real Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Weatherproof & Built to Last – Won’t fade, peel, or mysteriously disappear like government files.
✅ Bold, Eye-Catching Design – Because the truth deserves to be seen.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No messy residue, just pure, unfiltered knowledge.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – Confuse, amuse, and convert new believers.

This Birds Aren’t Real sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a movement.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🦅 Car Bumper or Window – Make drivers question their reality at stoplights.
🦅 Laptop or Tablet – So Big Brother knows you’re onto them.
🦅 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Hydration AND exposing the truth? Iconic.
🦅 Notebook or Phone Case – Keep the message close at all times.
🦅 Street Signs, Bus Stops, and Public Spaces – Not legally recommended, but spiritually endorsed.

Everywhere it goes, this sticker plants the seed of doubt—and that’s how the revolution starts.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 A mix of nervous laughter and wide-eyed agreement from strangers.
🚨 Someone in a suit might start following you.
🚨 Your bird-watching friends suddenly stop texting back.
🚨 A pigeon stares at you a little too long.
🚨 Someone, somewhere, starts asking the right questions.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s an awakening.

The Perfect Gift for Conspiracy Theorists, Meme Lords & Truth Seekers

🎁 For Friends Who Constantly Question Reality – Because they deserve proof.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Absurd – The Internet’s greatest theory, now in sticker form.
🎁 For People Who Think Hawks are Looking at Them Funny – Because they are.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – You know too much. It’s time to spread the word.

This Birds Aren’t Real sticker is more than just a joke—it’s a beacon of knowledge.

Built to Survive – Just Like the Lie They Keep Telling You

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Rain, sun, or government cover-ups—this sticker holds strong.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling, no censorship.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, spreads truth.

They can try to silence us, but this sticker isn’t going anywhere.

Final Thoughts: If You Know, You Know.

🚨 One sticker. Infinite truth. Zero regrets.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll be thinking about it later.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE “THEY” TAKE IT DOWN. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & JOIN THE RESISTANCE.

THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE. DON’T FALL FOR IT.

If you’re still here, you already know the truth. The government doesn’t want you asking questions, but it’s too late—you’re one step ahead. This Birds Aren’t Real sticker isn’t just about making a statement. It’s about exposing the system.

Think about it—when was the last time you saw a baby pigeon? Exactly.

They’ve programmed society to accept the lie without question, but you? You’re here to spread the message. Slap this sticker on your gear and let the world know: hawks, pigeons, and mockingbirds have been spying for years.

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?

🚨 A mix of nervous chuckles and wide-eyed nods of agreement.
🚨 People questioning everything they thought they knew.
🚨 At least one person trying to argue, but you know better.
🚨 A sudden increase in side-eyes from actual birds.

This isn’t just funny—it’s educational.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THEY SHUT THIS WHOLE THING DOWN. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & SPREAD THE MESSAGE.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.