Almonds is Wood Car Decal
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Description
ALMONDS IS WOOD STICKER – THE ULTIMATE ALMONDS WOOD MEME DECAL
🔥 SCIENCE SAYS ALMONDS IS WOOD. WE SAY SLAP THIS STICKER ON IMMEDIATELY. 🔥
Some people collect facts. Others collect chaos. If you’re in the second group, this almonds wood meme sticker is your new personal manifesto. Almonds? Basically wood. We don’t make the rules—we just make the stickers.
This high-performance, weatherproof vinyl decal is built for the truly unhinged minds who refuse to let a random internet fact die. Whether you're a meme lord, a snack enthusiast, or just want people to do a double-take, this almonds wood meme sticker gets the job done.
WHY THIS STICKER BELONGS IN YOUR LIFE:
✅ Weatherproof & Reality-Proof – This sticker will last longer than your belief in almonds.
✅ Premium Vinyl That Won’t Crack Under Pressure – Unlike your understanding of botany.
✅ No Sticky Residue, Just Hard Facts – Peels clean but leaves an impact.
✅ Scientifically Inaccurate, Emotionally Correct – Just how we like it.
You’re not just buying a sticker—you’re investing in peak internet humor and ensuring that the legend of almonds being wood lives on.
WHERE TO SLAP THIS MASTERPIECE:
🌳 Car Bumper – Let the highways know the truth.
🌳 Laptop & Tablet – For peak intellectual energy during debates.
🌳 Water Bottle & Hydroflask – Because hydration is key, even if almonds is wood.
🌳 Snack Cabinet – Just to mess with people when they grab a handful of almonds.
Stick it somewhere bold, visible, and highly questionable. Confuse your friends. Start debates. Live your truth.
FOR FANS OF CHAOS, NUTS, & HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE SCIENCE
🎁 Perfect Gift for Meme Addicts – If they know, they know.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Internet Lore – A deep cut only real ones understand.
🎁 For People Who Love Random Science Facts (Or Lies) – Because botany is just a suggestion.
This meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a movement.
BUILT TO LAST – JUST LIKE THIS MEME SHOULD BE
💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Almonds might be wood, but this sticker is rock solid.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no cracking, no weak energy.
🛠 High-Quality Vinyl – Strong adhesive, but removes cleanly.
This wod meme sticker is designed to endure all elements—from rain to relentless questioning from confused onlookers.
THE MEME LIVES ON. GRAB YOURS NOW.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – DON’T LET THIS PIECE OF HISTORY SLIP AWAY. 🚨
👉 BUY NOW & SPREAD THE WORD THAT ALMONDS IS WOOD.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
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