FROG MUSTARD STICKERS

Our story
More than a sticker company. an army. a frog army.

ESTABLISHED IN 2023, NO BREAKS SINCE

Born out of a broken shoulder, medical debt, and an unholy cocktail of caffeine and spite, Frog Mustard was never supposed to exist. But when the world tried to bury us, we bought a commercial printer, shoved it in our house, and decided to start slapping chaos on cars.

Now we print every single piece of madness in-house on industrial-grade machines built for actual sign shopsβ€”not craft moms on Etsy with Cricuts. Every sticker, every magnet gets sliced, checked, and blessed with our approval before it ships. If it doesn’t survive our abuse tests, it gets executed. No mercy.

We’ve moved over 100,000 stickers to date. We’re in 80+ stores across the U.S., including Zumiez, and still ship every order from the same chaotic command center surrounded by printers, vinyl, and the faint smell of regret.

We’re not scaling. We’re not outsourcing. We’re not pretending we’re wholesome.

We are Frog Mustard. And we are here to sticker-bomb the apocalypse.

Two Idiots. One Sticker business.

Alyssa

She designs the chaos. Diagnosed with ADHD and armed with too much ambition, she’s here to make sure your bumper says the things you don’t dare to.

Brian

He prints the chaos. A Texan fueled by gas-station jerky and pure spite, he’s the one calibrating printers, cutting vinyl, and making magnets by hand. All. Day. Long.

That’s it. Just us. No team. No interns. No stock photos of smiling people. So if we’re slow to reply, now you know.

SHOOT US A MESSAGE
Horse DENIER (they are not real)
From $10.50
RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp
From $10.50
Criminalize Bumper Stickers
From $10.50
Divorce Your Republican Husband
From $10.50
MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
From $10.50
Keep Honking - I'm Listening to Ska and You're in the Band Now
From $10.50
Stop Honking! I Just Dropped my Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!!!
From $10.50
TRAF - Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
Back the Bussy Decal
From $10.50
POOP Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
What made us famous

πŸ”₯ Our Most Viral, Most Questionable Bestsellers

πŸŽ‰ You’ve seen them. You’ve shared them. Maybe you even got yelled at in traffic because of them.

THE FROG MUSTARD PROMISE

We don’t just print stickersβ€”we test the hell out of them. Sun, rain, car washes, long road trips and accidental life choices: everything gets inspected. Printed in-house on commercial-grade vinyl and cut by hand, our stickers and magnets are built to lastβ€”weatherproof, UV-proof, beer-proof. If it won’t hold up, it doesn’t ship. Period.

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Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF

We use high-end, U.S.-made vinyl trusted by the pros (not hobbyists). No knockoff crap. No fading. No peeling. Just bold, weatherproof chaos that sticks through car washes, road trips, and full-blown life crises. This is commercial sign grade stuff.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG

Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, thin enough to look like a sticker, strong enough to survive highway speeds, potholes, you name it. We don’t mess with weak magnets. We use the heaviest-duty commercial-grade material available.

Want something thicker? Upgrade to our 30 mil option: thicker, meaner, and built to laugh in the face of frostbite, and subzero temps. If your car lives in a place where your coffee freezes before you drink it, you want the upgrade.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING

We print every sticker in-house ourselves at insane resolution using industrial machines.

And no, this isn’t the knockoff garbage Temu ripped from us. Their version peels in a week and looks like it was printed on a tortilla. Ours stays sharp, loud, and unreasonably durable.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers curl up and die in the sun. Not ours. Our vinyl and ink are UV-resistant, meaning your sticker won’t fade, crack, or flake, no matter how many summers it spends cooking on your bumper.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS

Every order ships out in 1–3 business days, printed and packed by hand by the two of us, no dropshipping.

We keep it simple and affordable so you can spend less on shipping and more on unhinged vinyl.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

ROAD-TESTED. CHAOS-APPROVED.

We’ve thrown our stickers and magnets into high-speed drives, power washes, hailstorms, and full-blown weather tantrums and they came out swinging. Slap one on your bumper, laptop, water bottle, or whatever surface deserves a little unhinged energy. It’s not coming off unless you want it to.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

REAL HUMANS. REAL SUPPORT.

We stand behind every single sticker we print and send outβ€”and we’ve got your back if something goes wrong. It’s just the two of us running this thing, which means every message, every issue, every weird shipping question gets handled by an actual human who cares (us!).

We’ll always make it right. We just ask for a little respectβ€”we’re small, we’re fast, and we give a damn about this awesome business. We are so grateful for it. Thank you!
Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF

We use high-end, U.S.-made vinyl trusted by the pros (not hobbyists). No knockoff crap. No fading. No peeling. Just bold, weatherproof chaos that sticks through car washes, road trips, and full-blown life crises. This is commercial sign grade stuff.

THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG

Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, thin enough to look like a sticker, strong enough to survive highway speeds, potholes, you name it. We don’t mess with weak magnets. We use the heaviest-duty commercial-grade material available.

Want something thicker? Upgrade to our 30 mil option: thicker, meaner, and built to laugh in the face of frostbite, and subzero temps. If your car lives in a place where your coffee freezes before you drink it, you want the upgrade.

ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING

We print every sticker in-house ourselves at insane resolution using industrial machines.

And no, this isn’t the knockoff garbage Temu ripped from us. Their version peels in a week and looks like it was printed on a tortilla. Ours stays sharp, loud, and unreasonably durable.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers curl up and die in the sun. Not ours. Our vinyl and ink are UV-resistant, meaning your sticker won’t fade, crack, or flake, no matter how many summers it spends cooking on your bumper.

FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS

Every order ships out in 1–3 business days, printed and packed by hand by the two of us, no dropshipping.

We keep it simple and affordable so you can spend less on shipping and more on unhinged vinyl.

ROAD-TESTED. CHAOS-APPROVED.

We’ve thrown our stickers and magnets into high-speed drives, power washes, hailstorms, and full-blown weather tantrums and they came out swinging. Slap one on your bumper, laptop, water bottle, or whatever surface deserves a little unhinged energy. It’s not coming off unless you want it to.

REAL HUMANS. REAL SUPPORT.

We stand behind every single sticker we print and send outβ€”and we’ve got your back if something goes wrong. It’s just the two of us running this thing, which means every message, every issue, every weird shipping question gets handled by an actual human who cares (us!).

We’ll always make it right. We just ask for a little respectβ€”we’re small, we’re fast, and we give a damn about this awesome business. We are so grateful for it. Thank you!

Blog posts

5 Reasons I Argue With Haters on Instagram (About Bumper Stickers)

5 Reasons I Argue With Haters on Instagram (And Why I Keep Doing It)

— Anonymous

People ask why I argue in my comments over bumper stickers. Short answer: I love debate, facts, and humanizing strangers. Long answer below.

Bumper Stickers ARE Free Speech!

7 Reasons Bumper Stickers Are Still Free Speech Champions in 2025

— Anonymous

In 2025, free speech debates rage online, but bumper stickers still cut through the noise. From funny bumper stickers that make strangers laugh in traffic to political vinyl decals that spark real conversations, these small strips of weatherproof vinyl remain powerful tools of expression. Here are 7 reasons why bumper stickers are still free speech champions on the road.

Why Gen Z & Millennials Love Weird Stickers and Unhinged Bumper Art

6 Reasons Gen Z & Millennials Love Weird Stickers and Unhinged Bumper Art

— Alyssa Walker

Everywhere you lookβ€”on cars, laptops, or battered water bottlesβ€”you’ll find a new generation expressing themselves in big, bold, and sometimes baffling ways. But what’s behind the explosion of funny bumper stickers for cars, water bottles, and laptops? Read on to find out why weird sticker culture is the internet’s spirit animal, gone IRL.