UNHINGED BEST 2023 BESTSELLER BUNDLE – 5-PACK – The Ultimate Popular Stickers Collection 🚗🔥

What do drive-based existentialism, cheese-fueled regret, and anti-tailgating warfare have in common? They’re all best-selling unhinged popular stickers, and now they’re bundled together in one deranged, high-performance pack.

FIVE CHAOTIC MASTERPIECES. ONE UNHINGED COLLECTION.

Introducing the Unhinged Best 2023 Bestseller Bundle—a 5-pack of viral absurdity featuring the top-tier Frog Mustard hits:

• 🚗 I Am Drive – You exist. You drive. Nothing else matters.

• 🏎️ Only Ugly People Tailgate Me – Back up before you embarrass yourself.

• 💨 TRAF (Now Read It Backwards) – A mind trap in sticker form.

• 🧀 I Got My Ass Ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory – The dairy industry wasn’t ready.

• ⚡ Back the Dew – Support the only true authority: Mountain Dew.

Slap these on your ride, laptop, or forehead and let the world know: your popular stickers game is undefeated.

THESE POPULAR STICKERS ARE PURE, UNFILTERED CHAOS 🚗🔥

This isn’t just a sticker pack—it’s a manifesto of nonsense. If you rock these, expect confused stares, unsolicited laughter, and strangers asking, “Where did you get that?”

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER PACK:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to withstand the shame of tailgaters.🔥🚗
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your impulse control. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, hilarious designs – Maximum absurdity in every sticker.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than your questionable life choices.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you outgrow your chaotic era (but we know you won’t). 😎

WHERE TO FLEX YOUR BAD DECISIONS:

• 🚗 Your car – Let traffic know you’re built different.

• 💻 Laptop – Bring the chaos to Zoom calls.

• 🎒 Backpack – Wear your personality on your sleeve (literally).

• 🏡 Fridge – Because food should also be afraid of you.

• 📢 Anywhere that needs more reckless energy.

🚨 THE UNHINGED TRUTH ABOUT THESE STICKERS 🚨

If you’re here, you already know: these stickers are unhinged and necessary.

📢 You brake for no one (except the law).
📢 You respect dairy, but not in a normal way.
📢 You refuse to let tailgaters live in peace.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER PACK?

• 🚗 Drivers who live in chaos.

• 🧀 Dairy lovers with questionable priorities.

• 💨 People who love low-brow humor and high-speed nonsense.

• 🚦 Anyone who needs strangers to be slightly alarmed.

• 😂 Sticker collectors who only want the unhinged classics.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 5 stickers, each approx. 3” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for peak meme energy
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a Dodge Ram on your bumper

BUY IT OR REGRET IT FOREVER.

You thought you were just buying stickers. Turns out, you were making a commitment to the absurd. Get your Popular Stickers bundle now and let the world know: there’s no coming back from this. 🚗🔥

You ever slap a sticker on something and think, “Wow, I’ve just altered the course of history”? Yeah. Same.

Imagine: You’re at a red light. The car behind you is reading your bumper sticker lineup. They are NOT okay.

“Wait… what?”
“Is this person serious?”
“WHY DID THEY GET THEIR ASS ATE AT A CHEESE FACTORY??”

Boom. They’ve just spiraled. You just won the highway.

THE SCIENCE OF STICKER CHAOS

People don’t expect to be ambushed by nonsense at a red light. And that’s exactly why you need these.

📢 “Why is this funny?” – Because society is broken, that’s why.
📢 “Why would I put these on my car?” – Because normal bumper stickers are boring.
📢 “Will this make me cooler?” – Yes. Absolutely.

HOW TO SPREAD THE MOVEMENT

• Slap the stickers on everything. No surface is safe.

• Gift it to an unhinged friend. They will scream in delight.

• Laugh every time someone tries to figure out what they just read.

🚗 Honk if you’ve traumatized tailgaters with this pack.
🔥 If you don’t get it, you’re probably too normal.
😂 If you read this far, this bundle was made for you.

Order now and secure your spot as a certified menace to society.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.