Religious Satire - Funny Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
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✝️ Why You Need These Stickers
✔ Because laughter is universal—just like divine judgment.
✔ Because theology is more fun when it’s a little ridiculous.
✔ Because your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper deserves some divine intervention.
✔ Because if you’ve ever whispered "forgive me" before doing something questionable, this collection is for you.
💀 PRO TIP: If a sticker doesn’t make someone clutch their pearls, apply another one.
🔥 What Makes Our Stickers Different?
🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – Because sacrilegious humor should last forever.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight, resists fading, and holds up against divine wrath.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between a permanent vinyl decal or a removable magnet!
✨ Designed In-House – Because we take this very seriously.
✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for believers and heathens alike.
✔ Handmade with love, chaos, and just a little bit of blasphemy.
✔ The easiest way to make your local church group uncomfortable.
💀 WARNING: These stickers may cause spontaneous prayers from strangers.
⛪ What Types of Stickers Do We Offer?
This collection is made for the divinely sarcastic. Expect stickers referencing:
🛐 Biblical memes – Because scripture was wild.
🔥 Hell, sin, and eternal consequences – The fun kind.
🌿 Holy figures with a modern twist – Because everyone needs a rebrand.
⛪ Church humor – Perfect for recovering Catholics, reluctant churchgoers, and choir kids with trauma.
🙏 Pop culture meets religion – If God had a Twitter, these would be His tweets.
💀 Existential dread & the afterlife – Because humor is the best coping mechanism.
💀 FACT: These religious stickers are the easiest way to make your local youth pastor do a double take.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who fear eternal consequences.
🚨 WARNING: Applying a religious satire sticker may cause your grandma to pray for you.
🚗 Where Should You Put Your Religious Satire Stickers?
✅ On your car bumper – Let fellow drivers know you’re a little holy, a little heathen.
✅ On your laptop – Because theology memes deserve a permanent home.
✅ On your water bottle – Hydrate like you’re baptizing yourself daily.
✅ On your fridge – So even your leftovers feel spiritually superior.
✅ On your phone case – Because scrolling TikTok is basically a religious experience.
✅ On your Bible cover – If you’re brave.
💀 PRO TIP: The more religious satire stickers you have, the closer you are to sainthood (or eternal damnation).
🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Spiritually Chaotic
Know someone who:
🎁 Still references VeggieTales unironically?
🎁 Has read the Bible and thought, "this could be a comedy"?
🎁 Finds church signs way too funny?
🎁 Argues theology for fun but doesn’t take anything too seriously?
…then they need Frog Mustard’s religious satire stickers in their life.
💀 FACT: Giving someone a religious satire sticker is the modern equivalent of sending them a strongly worded letter from the Vatican.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because The End Times Wait for No One
✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your religious satire stickers arrive looking flawless.
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely last longer than your last attempt to stay sin-free.
🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!
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