Political Stickers & Decals Collection
🗳️ Political Stickers – Bold, Hilarious & Unapologetic Vinyl Decals
🔥 Whether you’re here to make a statement, start a debate, or just piss off the right (or wrong) people, our political stickers are designed for maximum impact. At Frog Mustard, we believe free speech belongs on bumpers, laptops, and water bottles—not just in your group chat.
💀 FACT: A well-placed political sticker has the power to make people laugh, honk in agreement, or rage in silence.
Our stickers aren’t just about opinions—they’re about fun, bold statements, and stirring the pot just the right amount. Whether you’re into satirical takes, unfiltered truth bombs, or absurd commentary on the state of the world, you’ll find something here that speaks your language.
🚨 WARNING: These stickers may trigger unsolicited debates in parking lots.
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🔥 Why You Need These Stickers
✔ Because silence is boring—your bumper deserves a voice.
✔ Because political satire is the only thing getting us through this.
✔ Because sometimes, you just need to make someone laugh (or seethe).
✔ Because your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper is looking a little too neutral.
✔ Because these conversations are more fun when they start with vinyl.
💀 PRO TIP: If a political sticker doesn’t make someone double-take, apply another one.
🗳️ What Makes Our Stickers Different?
🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – Because opinions shouldn’t wash off in the rain.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight and stays vibrant.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between a permanent decal or a removable magnet!
🔥 Designed In-House – Each design is packed with sarcasm, truth, and unhinged energy.
✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, protest-sign approved.
✔ Handmade with quality, not mass-produced mediocrity.
✔ The easiest way to broadcast your take without saying a word.
💀 WARNING: May cause thumbs-ups, side-eyes, or unexpected free coffee.
🏛️ What Types of Political Stickers Do We Offer?
Not everything’s about left vs. right. Some of these are just straight-up ridiculous. Our political sticker collection includes:
🗳️ Satirical Political Stickers – Because humor is protest with better timing.
🔥 Government & Policy Stickers – Say what needs to be said.
🎭 Funny Political Stickers – For people who laugh instead of cry.
🚨 Election Stickers – Rock the vote, but make it chaotic.
📢 Activism & Protest Stickers – Turn up the volume without yelling.
💀 FACT: A sticker is the easiest way to turn your vehicle into a moving opinion piece.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Call
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and made for people who don’t back down.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable if you like to keep it flexible.
🚨 WARNING: May lead to spontaneous conversations with strangers.
🚗 Where Should You Put Yours?
✅ On your bumper – Let people know where you stand.
✅ On your laptop – Stir things up during work-from-cafés.
✅ On your water bottle – Hydrated and opinionated.
✅ On your fridge – Because even leftovers deserve commentary.
✅ On your protest sign – For all-weather messaging.
✅ On your mirror – To remind yourself that your takes are valid.
💀 PRO TIP: The more stickers you have, the higher your chances of getting both compliments and dirty looks.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Politically Unhinged Friends
Know someone who:
🎁 Watches debates like it’s playoff season?
🎁 Thinks sarcasm is a love language?
🎁 Argues with strangers online for sport?
🎁 Wishes every drive felt like a protest convoy?
They need Frog Mustard in their life.
💀 FACT: Giving someone a political sticker is like handing them a tiny megaphone.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Election Cycles Don’t Wait
✔ Orders ship within 1–2 days
✔ Tracking available
✔ Packed securely to protect your freedom of sticker expression
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast most scandals.
🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!
Click "Add to Cart" and let your bumper, bottle, or laptop join the conversation. Life’s too short for politically neutral accessories.