THIS MAN (JD VANCE) F*ED MY COUCH** – The Ultimate Funny Political Sticker 🛋️🔥

BREAKING NEWS: YOUR COUCH WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

You see this guy? JD Vance. He looks like a man with secrets—dark secrets. But this? This is unacceptable. Your couch? Ruined. The once-pristine lounging spot where you binge-watched TV and napped after a long day? Defiled. JD Vance walked in, saw your couch, and did what no sane person would. And now, with this Funny Political Sticker, you can let the world know that this man is NOT to be trusted near upholstery. 🛋️🔥

THIS FUNNY POLITICAL STICKER EXPOSES THE REAL THREAT TO LIVING ROOMS EVERYWHERE 🛋️🔥

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning label for society. If you slap this on your car, laptop, or furniture, be prepared: you WILL cause double-takes, horrified gasps, and unhinged laughter from those who know exactly what this means.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – More durable than JD’s excuses.🔥🛋️
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your trust in politicians. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – JD’s face, a traumatized couch, and a disturbing truth bomb.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than JD to bizarre political takes.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when the world finally holds him accountable. 😎

WHERE TO SHOW OFF THIS WARNING SIGN:

• 🚗 Your car – Traffic needs to be aware of this menace.

• 💻 Laptop – Work-from-home drama incoming.

• 🎒 Backpack – Carry the message. Protect the furniture.

• 🏡 Your actual couch – Make sure guests understand the risk.

• 📢 Protest signs – Because sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction.

🚨 THE HARD-HITTING TRUTH ABOUT JD VANCE & YOUR LIVING ROOM 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about humor—it’s about holding people accountable. If you’ve ever looked at JD Vance and thought, “There’s something deeply unsettling about this man…”, congratulations—you were ahead of the curve.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🏛️ Political satire enjoyers – Expose the chaos.

• 🚗 Drivers who want maximum confusion – Nothing says “WTF?” like this sticker at a stoplight.

• 🛋️ Couch owners who value their property – This is about home safety.

• 😂 Anyone who thrives on absurdity – This is peak comedy.

• 🎤 Debate lords – Let this sticker do the talking.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 8.5” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum scandal energy
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than JD sticks to uncomfortable public narratives

LOCK UP YOUR FURNITURE. THIS MAN CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were raising awareness. Get your Funny Political Sticker now and let the world know: our couches deserve better. 🛋️🔥

You ever look at a politician and think, “This guy has done something unspeakable”? Well, congratulations on being right. JD Vance isn’t just a senator—he’s a living room menace.

Imagine: You’re at a red light. The person behind you reads your bumper sticker. Their grip on the wheel tightens.

“No way.”

“Is this true?”

“WHAT DID HE DO??”

Next thing you know, they’re frantically Googling JD’s past, falling down a rabbit hole of political chaos, and suddenly your sticker is changing lives.

THE CONSPIRACY GOES DEEPER THAN YOU THINK

First, it was weird interviews. Then, strange campaign statements. Now? He’s allegedly violating couches.

📢 “What happened to your couch? Ask JD.” 📢 “Your upholstery is acting weird? JD was in town last week.” 📢 “This is why I only trust bean bags. Politicians = bad decisions.”

HOW CAN WE STOP HIM?

• Raise awareness. The world must know.

• Share this sticker. It’s not just merch—it’s a warning.

• Guard your furniture. If JD is around, put your couch in witness protection.

🚗 Honk if you also don’t trust this man around living rooms.
🛋️ If you see JD near your couch, take immediate action.
🔥 If you don’t understand this sticker, you’re exactly who needs it most.

Order now and protect the furniture of America.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
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