I Won My Driver's License in a Raffle at Big Bobby's Indoor Rodeo & Vape Museum
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
I Won My Driver’s License in a Raffle at Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum
This Is a Funny Sticker. It Is Also a Warning.
Most people get their driver’s license at the DMV. You got yours between a fog machine and a mechanical bull while vape clouds blasted Free Bird in the background. This is not a funny sticker. This is your origin story.
At 85 x 25 inches, this weatherproof vinyl bumper sticker (or magnet, if you’re indecisive like Bobby himself) lets everyone on the road know that rules were bent, forms were forged, and somehow you’re still legally allowed to operate a vehicle.
Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum may not be state-certified. But your story? Legendary.
What Even Is Big Bobby’s
Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum is a place of myth, mystery, and questionable zoning. One side has a full-scale mechanical bull ring with AstroTurf and LED lights. The other side has 47 glass cases dedicated to vape pens that look like katana hilts.
You didn’t just win a raffle there.
You became someone.
This sticker is a public record of your spiritual rebirth and questionable driving credentials.
Funny Sticker Specs for Dangerous Legends
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Size 85 inches x 25 inches
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Material Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl
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Finish Semi-gloss like Bobby’s forehead
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Options
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Vinyl Sticker Permanent like your DUI
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Magnet 20 mil Easily removable
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Magnet 30 mil Built for cold climates or rodeo dust storms
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Built to survive sun, rain, snow, and whatever chemical reaction is happening in the museum’s back hallway.
Why You Need This Funny Sticker
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Because you did not pass your driving test. You won it.
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Because everyone on the road deserves fair warning
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Because this bumper sticker raises more questions than it answers
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Because small businesses like ours are powered by people like you
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Because it’s a legally admissible flex
Put this sticker on your bumper, cooler, water bottle, laptop, toolbox, vape case, or parole officer’s clipboard. Wherever it lands, it tells the truth.
Magnet vs Sticker Breakdown
Sticker Version
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Permanent
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Great for vehicles, water bottles, laptops, and vending machines
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Recommended for drivers committed to the bit
Magnet 20 mil
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Repositionable
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Great for folks who also bought their car in a raffle
Magnet 30 mil
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Survives extreme temperatures and regional vape storms
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Built for long haulers, winter warriors, and off-road rodeo champs
Not sure if your bumper is metal? Test it with a fridge magnet. Or don’t. We trust your instincts.
Application Instructions for Outlaws
Sticker
1 Clean the surface
2 Peel backing with confidence
3 Apply like Bobby’s watching
4 Let it cure for 24 hours before washing
Magnet
1 Clean surface
2 Slap it on flat, magnetic metal
3 Remove and wipe behind it every few weeks
4 Avoid extreme curves and regret
FAQ
Q Is this really a funny sticker
A Yes It is dangerously funny and highly confusing
Q Will this make people think I should not be driving
A Yes That’s the point
Q What if I didn’t actually go to Big Bobby’s
A You have now spiritually
Q Is it legal to use this in court
A Absolutely not
Q Can I get this as a gift for someone who should not drive
A Yes and you should
Final Thoughts From the Vape-Filled Rodeo
Your license might be fake.
Your driving might be questionable.
But your commitment to chaos? Untouchable.
This funny sticker is your official statement. A tribute to weirdness. A flex for the freaks.
Bobby didn’t ask questions. He just handed you the keys.
Slap it on. Floor it. Vape with honor.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.