These Colors Can't Run (Fat Eagle) | America 250 Edition
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
These Colors Can't Run Bumper Sticker
Some eagles soar. This one found the drive-thru. The bumper sticker you've been waiting for features a gloriously overfed bald eagle, a stack of burgers, an aggressively patriotic American flag, and the immortal words: "These Colors Can't Run." It's loud. It's ridiculous. It's a limited edition America 250 design celebrating the Fourth of July the only Frog Mustard way—by making absolutely everyone at the stoplight wonder what just happened.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Maximum Freedom Calories
If subtlety is your enemy, congratulations. This funny bumper sticker was engineered to generate confused stares, awkward laughs, and at least one guy shouting "HELL YEAH BROTHER" from three lanes over.
This limited America 250 release won't be around forever, because history deserves collectibles and questionable decisions.
Car Magnet Option for Commitment Issues
Not ready to permanently announce your refined artistic taste? Grab it as a car magnet instead.
Available as:
- Weatherproof vinyl sticker
- Standard magnet
- Extra-thick magnet for colder climates
Just remember that magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Modern plastic bumpers continue their war on fun, so check your vehicle before ordering.
Premium Vinyl Sticker Built Like a Greasy Bald Eagle
Every vinyl sticker is made in-house by our tiny U.S. team using commercial-grade outdoor vinyl. No dropshipping. No mystery warehouse. Just premium materials and deeply questionable creative decisions.
Features:
- Waterproof and UV-proof
- Fade-resistant colors
- Car wash safe when properly applied
- Strong adhesive
- Indoor and outdoor use
- Crisp, vibrant printing built to survive years of bad decisions
Stick it on your car, cooler, toolbox, laptop, garage fridge, or anywhere that could benefit from significantly less dignity.
Weatherproof Sticker That Refuses to Retreat
To get the longest life out of your sticker, apply it to a clean, smooth, glossy surface and give the adhesive 24–48 hours before your next car wash. If you're choosing a magnet, remove it occasionally to clean underneath and take it off before automatic car washes or extreme weather.
And because Frog Mustard believes freedom includes questionable financial decisions, every order qualifies for our legendary Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal. Mix stickers, magnets, or both—the third item is automatically free. Grab one for yourself, one for your favorite patriot, and one for the friend whose vehicle already looks like it lost an argument with the internet.
The eagle may not run... but this limited edition America 250 design absolutely will once it's gone.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.