I'm Not Speeding I'm Driving 600% Under the Speed Limit (RFK Math)


Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.

Regular price $10.50
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✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team

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Description

Bumper Sticker for Drivers With Suspicious Math

This bumper sticker is for drivers who see the speed limit and bring their own math.

“I’m not speeding, I’m driving 600% under the speed limit” is weird, dumb, and deeply committed to the bit.

It gives RFK meme energy without needing a press conference, a chart, or a family intervention.

Printed on premium weatherproof vinyl, it is ready for cars, trucks, laptops, coolers, and public confusion.

Political Sticker Energy for the Deeply Unwell

If your humor is cursed and your math is criminal, this political sticker belongs in your life.

It delivers strange campaign-adjacent chaos without explaining itself. That is called efficiency. Maybe even leadership.

Use it on your car, toolbox, water bottle, cooler, or laptop. Let strangers process it at red lights.

This political sticker is perfect for meme lovers, RFK joke enjoyers, and fans of deeply unserious road commentary.

Weatherproof Vinyl for Outdoor Nonsense

This bumper sticker is printed on durable vinyl that is weatherproof, waterproof, UV-resistant, and fade-resistant.

That means it can handle rain, sun, road grime, car washes, and the judgment of nearby commuters.

The print stays bold, sharp, and readable. Your terrible joke deserves professional-grade survival gear.

Stick it on a clean, smooth surface and let the highway become your unwilling audience.

Funny Political Sticker for Maximum Confusion

A good political sticker should make people laugh, squint, or question the timeline.

This design does all three, then speeds away while claiming it is technically under the limit.

It is great for offbeat political humor, weird gifts, meme merch, and vehicles with unresolved branding issues.

Buy one for yourself. Buy one for your most concerning friend. Buy one for democracy, probably.

Your car deserves a bumper sticker this stupid. Honestly, it may be the smartest thing on the road.

Fill up that cart - it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free!

If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

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Size, Materials & Care

For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

  • Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
  • Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
  • Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
  • Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.

Materials

  • Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
  • Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
  • Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
  • Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.

Magnets

  • Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
  • 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
  • Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
  • Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
  • Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.

Basic Care & Application

  • Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
  • Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
  • Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
  • For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
  • Do not apply below 45°F.
  • Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
  • Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
  • Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.

Important Surface Disclaimer

Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.