Sorry for Speeding, But My Cat is Home Alone Sticker – The Funniest Cat Sticker for Pet Parents

The Funniest Sticker for Pet Owners Who Get It

The Sorry for Speeding, But My Cat is Home Alone Sticker is for those who know that feline impatience is no joke. If your cat is at home plotting against you for taking too long, this is your official excuse for driving like an F1 racer.

🚗 SPEED LIMITS ARE TEMPORARY. MY CAT’S JUDGMENT IS FOREVER. 🐱

Why Every Cat Parent Needs This Sticker

Some people drive the speed limit. Some people obey traffic laws and arrive precisely when they mean to. But you? You have a cat waiting at home, and that changes everything.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto the speedometer (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🐱 My cat’s waiting. My choices are justified.
💨 If you had a cat at home, you’d be speeding too.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but your cat’s patience isn’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is your cat really that dramatic?” Just nod and say, ‘You have no idea.’

Decal Specs – Built for Maximum Cat Parent Guilt

✅ Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make people question their priorities.
✅ Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and purr-resistant.
✅ Finish: Glossy – Because decal shame should shine.
✅ Durability: Built to survive rain, road rage, and an angry cat waiting at home.

Where to Stick This Funny Cat Sticker

🐱 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters understand why you’re flying.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re watching cat videos instead of working.
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Hydration and feline devotion go hand in hand.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car (Who Doesn’t Own a Cat) – They need to learn.
📦 A Vet’s Office (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Cats Make the Worst (and Best) Roommates

Most pets:
🐶 Greet you happily.
🐦 Entertain themselves.
🐢 Couldn’t care less how long you’re gone.

Cats?
🔥 Stare at the door in betrayal.
🐾 Knock things over intentionally.
🚨 Plot revenge if dinner is late.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a fact of life.

Who Needs This 

🔥 Sticker Collectors – If you love pet memes, this belongs in your collection.
🔥 Cat Owners Who Know Their Pet Judges Their Every Move – Your guilt is valid.
🔥 That One Friend Who Refuses to Leave the House for Too Long – They understand.
🔥 Anyone Who Loves Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Need a Good Cat-Related Excuse for Questionable Driving – Respect.

How to Let the World Know You Have Priorities in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you know your cat is watching the clock.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and 100% justified.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your ability to relax when your cat is home alone.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then get home to your cat immediately.

Final Thought: This Decal is More Than a Sticker—It’s a Lifestyle

Some people leave their pets at home without a second thought.

Then there’s you.

🔥 You weren’t just taught to love cats—you became their servant.
🔥 You know your feline overlord expects dinner on time and pats immediately.
🔥 You believe that maybe—just maybe—the highway patrol should consider ‘cat waiting at home’ a valid excuse.

If you’ve ever:
🐱 Apologized to your cat for being five minutes late.
🚗 Felt deep guilt while sitting in traffic, knowing your cat is waiting.
🎯 Wanted to make strangers in traffic laugh and nod in agreement.

Then this was made for you.

So if you’re ready to turn heads, cause understanding looks, and justify your driving choices, there’s only one thing left to do:

🔥 Click ‘Add to Cart’ and get home to your cat ASAP. 🔥

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
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