I Brake For Cats
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I Brake for Cats (Raccoons) Sticker – The Funniest Animal Sticker for Compassionate & Chaotic Drivers
The I Brake for Cats (Raccoons) Sticker is for the drivers who don’t hesitate to stop for furry little troublemakers—but will absolutely floor it when a human jaywalks. It’s a funny animal sticker that tells the world:
I MAY DRIVE LIKE A MENACE, BUT I’D NEVER HIT A LITTLE GUY.
Listen, speed limits are suggestions. Turn signals are optional. But slamming the brakes for a random animal in the road? That’s the law.
🐱 Cats? Non-negotiable.
🦝 Raccoons? Probably.
🚗 People? Eh.
Stick this on your car, laptop, water bottle, or that one stop sign raccoons keep gathering under and let the world know: your driving priorities are in check.
Why This Funny Animal Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Sends a Strong Message – Furry creatures > traffic laws.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Roadside Morality – Big enough to make tailgaters reconsider their life choices.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and road-rage-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, trash cans (raccoon headquarters), and random street poles.
✅ A Certified Funny Animal Sticker – Because brake-checking for squirrels is a personality trait.
Where to Stick This Funny Animal Sticker for Maximum Impact
🐾 Your Car Bumper – Let tailgaters know you WILL risk their life for a raccoon.
🐾 Your Laptop – So your coworkers know where your priorities lie.
🐾 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay compassionate.
🐾 Your Fridge – Because the little guys need snacks, too.
🐾 That Random "Deer Crossing" Sign – We’re not saying you should, but you should.
Who Needs This Funny Animal Sticker?
🔥 Drivers Who Stop for All Wildlife – You are a guardian of the streets.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Consider Raccoons Their Emotional Support Animal – Trash pandas deserve love.
🔥 That One Friend Who Will Absolutely Wreck Their Car for a Possum – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Values Animals Over Inconveniencing Other Drivers – We salute you.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Animal Protection
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to ensure all wildlife knows you’ve got their back.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and raccoon-approved.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because kindness should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive harsh weather, traffic stops, and near-miss encounters with squirrels.
Why You Need This Funny Animal Sticker Immediately
You could spend your money on boring, practical things like windshield wiper fluid.
OR…
You could be making the world a safer place for small, fluffy creatures who don’t understand how roads work.
The I Brake for Cats (and Probably Raccoons) Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a promise, a commitment, and a warning to everyone behind you.
And if someone rear-ends you because of a raccoon-related emergency? That’s THEIR problem.
How to Make Your Car a Sanctuary for Small Furry Beings in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because your vehicle should reflect your values.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and approved by every stray cat in the neighborhood.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your compassion is forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then proceed to brake for every single animal you see.
Everyone has a moment of truth on the road.
You’re driving. A little blur darts across the street. Your heart stops. Your foot SLAMS the brake. Time slows. Everything in your car flies forward.
And then? A tiny, fluffy creature makes it safely to the other side.
This sticker? It’s for that moment.
For the people who understand that no commute is more important than the life of a tiny street goblin. Who believe that hitting a raccoon would absolutely ruin their day, week, and possibly entire existence.
It’s not just a sticker. It’s a warning, a promise, and a badge of honor.
So if you’re ready to let the world know where you stand, there’s only one thing left to do.
Click ‘Add to Cart’ and make the roads a little safer today.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.