I Brake For Cats
Description
🐾 Funny Animal Sticker – I Brake for Cats (and Probably Raccoons)
For drivers with a soft spot for furry chaos and a serious respect for the little guys.
This hilarious animal sticker tells the world exactly where your priorities are: keeping small creatures safe, even if it means slowing your roll.
😼 Roadside Compassion, Frog Mustard-Style
Some people brag about horsepower. You brag about empathy.
Speed limits are flexible, but kindness is mandatory.
🐱 Cats — automatic stop.
🦝 Raccoons — strong maybe.
🚗 Humans — depends on the day.
Stick it on your car, laptop, or that one stop sign where raccoons like to hang out, and let everyone know you’re a menace with morals.
✅ Why You Need This Funny Animal Sticker
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Sends the Right Message — Furry friends > impatience.
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8.5" × 3" of Pure Chaos Energy — Big enough to make tailgaters think twice.
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Premium Weatherproof Vinyl — Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for daily drives.
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Sticks to Anything — Cars, laptops, water bottles, street signs (we won’t tell).
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Certified Funny Animal Sticker — Because compassion deserves style.
🐸 Where to Display It
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Your Car Bumper – Remind tailgaters you have your priorities straight.
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Your Laptop – Spread chaotic kindness at the office.
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Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated and humble.
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Your Fridge – Snack responsibly; share with raccoons (figuratively).
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That Random “Deer Crossing” Sign – Strictly hypothetical, of course.
💥 Who Needs It
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Drivers who tap the brakes for every squirrel.
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Sticker collectors who appreciate unhinged humor.
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Anyone who calls raccoons “emotional-support trash pandas.”
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That friend whose car is 50 % stickers, 50 % personality.
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People who think compassion should always have a sense of humor.
⚙️ Sticker Specs
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Size: 8.5" × 3"
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Material: Premium vinyl – waterproof & UV-resistant
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Finish: Glossy shine that matches your moral high ground
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Durability: Built to survive rain, sun, and awkward eye contact at stoplights
🛞 Why You’ll Love It
You could buy something practical.
Or you could invest in a statement piece that tells the world you care about the right things — like cats, raccoons, and chaotic compassion.
It’s not just a sticker; it’s a personality test with adhesive backing.
🐾 How to Join the Frog Army of Animal Allies
1️⃣ Click “Add to Cart.”
2️⃣ Check out before your better judgment kicks in.
3️⃣ Wait for delivery (it’s fast).
4️⃣ Stick it somewhere legendary and protect the little guys.
Frog Mustard Stickers – where chaos meets compassion, and every bumper tells a story.
Follow @frogmustardstickers for more unhinged animal-friendly designs.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.