NEW Release Stickers

🚀 New Stickers – Fresh, Funny & Unhinged Vinyl Decals Just Dropped!

🔥 The latest, greatest, and most ridiculous stickers are here! Our Stickers collection features the freshest releases, packed with chaotic humor, bold designs, and Frog Mustard’s signature unhinged energy. Whether you want something hilarious, weird, or just aggressively eye-catching, you’ll find it here.

💀 FACT: Nothing says "trendsetter" like being the first to slap a fresh sticker onto your bumper, laptop, or water bottle.

At Frog Mustard, we don’t just release stickers—we unleash them upon the world. Each sticker is designed to grab attention, start conversations, and survive anything life throws at it.

🌞 Rain, sun, and existential dread? No problem.
🛑 Road trips, questionable decisions, and late-night impulse buys? We’ve got you covered.
🧠 Hyperfixations, shifting aesthetics, and commitment issues? There’s a sticker for that.

🚨 WARNING: Owning these designs may make your car at least 30% funnier and your laptop a certified conversation starter.

Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

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🔥 Why You Need These Designs

✔ Because your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper is looking a little too bare.
✔ Because fresh designs = fresh compliments from strangers.
✔ Because slapping a sticker onto a clean surface is one of life’s greatest joys.
✔ Because your old designs need a friend (or competition).
✔ Because collecting designs is cheaper than collecting bad life choices.

💀 PRO TIP: The weirder the sticker, the cooler the vibe.

What Makes Our Designs Different?

Not all designs are created equal. Ours are made to survive, surprise, and make people stare.

🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – These designs aren’t just funny—they’re built to last.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight, doesn’t fade, and survives car washes.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between a permanent vinyl decal or a removable magnet!
🔥 Limited-Edition Drops – Once they’re gone, they might be gone forever.

✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for water bottles, skateboards, and notebooks.
✔ Handmade with love, chaos, and just a little bit of unhinged energy.
✔ The easiest way to flex on people who don’t have these yet.

💀 WARNING: These designs are guaranteed to outlast your latest hyperfixation.

🛍️ Our Latest Sticker Releases!

We’re constantly adding designs, and they go FAST. Our most recent designs include:

🌭 Aggressively funny food stickers – Because food humor is timeless.
🚗 Driving humor designs – For those who treat traffic laws as mere suggestions.
🧠 Funny mental health designs – Coping, but make it aesthetic.
💀 Skulls, skeletons, and general chaos – You already know the vibe.
🐭 Neil the Seal, but even weirder – The internet’s most unhinged sea creature returns.
🐸 Frog designs that go absolutely feral – Because we know what you like.

💀 FACT: Our designs are always the ones that make people stop and stare.

🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice

🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who change their mind a lot.

🚨 WARNING: May cause you to stare at your sticker collection for hours.

🚗 Where Should You Put Your Designs?

✅ On your car bumper – Because the roads need more comedy.
✅ On your laptop – Flex your sticker in every coffee shop.
✅ On your water bottle – Hydration is important, but so is sticker placement.
✅ On your fridge – So every snack break comes with a laugh.
✅ On your phone case – Because scrolling TikTok should have a touch of chaos.
✅ On your mirror – First thing in the morning? A sticker that validates your choices.

💀 PRO TIP: The more designs you have, the stronger your sticker dominance.

🏰 The Perfect Gift for Sticker Addicts

Know someone who:
🏰 Buys more designs than they actually use?
🏰 Has a car that’s slowly turning into a mobile meme museum?
🏰 Loves to have the funniest stuff before anyone else?
🏰 Takes sticker collecting more seriously than their career?

…then they need Frog Mustard’s sticker releases in their life.

💀 FACT: Giving someone a sticker is the modern equivalent of writing them a love letter.

📦 Fast Shipping – Because Waiting Sucks

✔ Orders ship within 1–2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your designs arrive looking flawless.

💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely be your favorite.

🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!

Click "Add to Cart" and be one of the first to rock the freshest, funniest stickers. Life’s too short for boring decals.

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