Ban These Weird Urinals - They Blow Piss Everywhere
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✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
Ban These Weird Urinals Bumper Sticker or Magnet
A public service announcement from a deeply concerned citizen: BAN THESE WEIRD URINALS. THEY BLOW PISS EVERYWHERE. This bumper sticker is a grassroots campaign against those suspicious stainless-steel bathroom contraptions that apparently blast your own piss back at you. Is that a hand dryer? The committee refuses to comment.
Funny Bumper Sticker for an Extremely Important Cause
Finally, a political movement everyone can misunderstand. Featuring a crossed-out Dyson-style hand dryer and the confidence of a man who has never read a bathroom sign, this design looks like an actual campaign to outlaw the world's worst urinals. Put it on your car and let strangers wonder what happened to you at a highway rest stop. Democracy is beautiful. Plumbing is not.
Weatherproof Sticker, Waterproof Public Outrage
Every vinyl sticker is printed and cut in-house in Washington using premium all-weather materials. Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car-wash safe, it's built for rain, road grime, sunshine, and the burden of being the only person brave enough to speak out. This is a weatherproof sticker with an opinion nobody requested.
Car Magnet for the Commitment-Phobic Activist
Prefer removable propaganda? Choose a car magnet. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick; extra-thick 30 mil options are available on our website for colder climates and aggressive winds. Test your vehicle first: magnets only cling to magnetic metal, not plastic bumpers. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better bets. Remove before car washes and extreme weather.
Your Bumper Sticker Installation Briefing
Rectangular designs measure approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches. Each is handmade, so sizes may vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale, and screen colors can differ.
Clean the surface with water, remove any wax or cleaner residue, dry completely, then apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces. Press outward from the center to chase away bubbles. Textured plastics, kayak hulls, some coolers, and other low-surface-energy materials can defeat even good adhesive. We cannot refund products used on incompatible surfaces. Ask us about higher-tack options if your surface is particularly cursed.
Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Recruit the Whole Restroom Committee.
Mix and match stickers and magnets: every third item is free, automatically. Your bumper sticker ships from Washington in 1–3 business days, with free U.S. shipping and worldwide shipping available. Give one to a friend who thinks this is a serious issue. Especially that friend.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.