Trump Sticker – Come and Take It (Tylenol Autism Announcement Edition)

History repeats itself—first as tragedy, then as bumper sticker. Enter the Frog Mustard Trump Sticker – Come and Take It (Tylenol Edition), a chaotic parody of the autism announcement fever dream that recently crawled out of the Fox News swamp featuring Trump, RFK Jr., and Tylenol in the same sentence like it’s Mad Libs gone wrong.

This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of chaos. It’s a reminder that America can—and will—turn literally anything into a culture war. And now you can turn your car into a rolling satire with one glorious funny bumper sticker.

Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists

Because we’ve hit the point where over-the-counter pain relief is somehow political. Because Tylenol got dragged into the discourse like an unwilling guest at a family Thanksgiving argument. Because Trump and RFK Jr. both decided that autism, conspiracies, and acetaminophen should share a headline.

So we thought, “Why not immortalize it?”

And thus, the Come and Take It Trump Sticker was born—complete with that smug defiance, but instead of a cannon, it’s Tylenol bottles lined up like they’re ready for open carry. It’s absurd. It’s unhinged. It’s 100% Frog Mustard.

Premium Vinyl Sticker & Car Magnet Options

This design isn’t printed on cheap stuff you’d find at a gas station checkout. Like all Frog Mustard drops, it’s made with:

• Weatherproof Sticker Vinyl – Rain, sleet, snow, bad takes—none of it fazes this sticker.

• UV-Resistant Ink – Won’t fade, even if your car spends years roasting in the Walmart parking lot.

• Thicc Material – The Tylenol is strong, and so is this vinyl.

Prefer a temporary commitment? Grab it as a car magnet. Same cursed imagery, but removable—perfect for when your HOA or boss just doesn’t get it.

Why You Need a Trump Sticker in 2025

Because satire is all we have left. You don’t buy this sticker to “make a statement.” You buy it because you know our cultural discourse is a joke, and the punchline is Tylenol somehow ending up in a Fox News chyron next to Trump and RFK Jr.

You slap this Trump Sticker on your car to confuse strangers at red lights. You stick it on your Hydroflask to horrify coworkers. You use it to remind people that Frog Mustard thrives on the weirdest headlines America has to offer.

This isn’t just a funny sticker—it’s a historical artifact of when politics and painkillers collided.

Applications for Maximum Chaos

• On your bumper – So the guy tailgating you has no choice but to contemplate Big Pharma and autism conspiracies.

• On your water bottle – Hydration plus satire equals peak Frog Mustard energy.

• On your laptop – Zoom meetings are instantly more cursed.

• On your fridge – Because nothing says “family home” like Tylenol as Second Amendment iconography.

Care & Feeding of Your Tylenol Sticker

1. Clean your surface (we know you won’t, but do it anyway).

2. Peel and slap.

3. Step back and admire your very own roadside pharmaceutical commentary.

Magnets? Even easier. Just stick it, move it, repeat. Like ibuprofen, but funnier.

The Frog Mustard Guarantee

We’ve been sued, banned, and side-eyed by corporations, but we keep going because chaos doesn’t sleep. Over 50,000 stickers sold. 70+ retailers carrying our stuff. A New York Times feature. And now, this—your chance to own a piece of absurdist history.

If you’ve laughed, groaned, or said “wtf” while reading this, congratulations—you’re the exact kind of feral swamp creature Frog Mustard was built for.

FAQs

Q1: Is this sticker weatherproof?
Yes. Like every Frog Mustard drop, this Trump Sticker is printed on premium vinyl that holds up against rain, sun, and unhinged Facebook comments.

Q2: Can I get this design as a magnet instead of a sticker?
Definitely. We offer both—vinyl sticker for permanence, or car magnet for removable chaos.

Q3: Why would anyone want a funny bumper sticker about Tylenol and Trump?
Because reality is already a parody. This funny bumper sticker is just giving you the ability to slap that parody on your car, laptop, or cooler.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.