Caution This Vehicle Frequently Slows to Meow at Neighborhood Cats
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✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
Caution! This Vehicle Slows to Meow at Cats Bumper Sticker
The speed limit is 35, but there's a cat on the sidewalk and we've got important business to attend to. This funny bumper sticker is a public safety announcement for drivers who consider yelling "PSPSPSPS" out their window a perfectly legitimate reason to disrupt traffic.
CAUTION: THIS VEHICLE FREQUENTLY SLOWS TO MEOW AT NEIGHBORHOOD CATS.
Will the cat respond? Probably not. Will we try anyway? Every single time.
🐈 Funny Cat Sticker for People With Extremely Important Cat Business
Some people brake for wildlife. You brake for a suspiciously round tabby sitting in somebody's driveway.
Featuring a judgmental-looking cat and bold, retro-inspired caution signage, this bumper sticker lets the general public know exactly why you're driving 12 mph through a residential neighborhood.
It's not distracted driving. It's community outreach.
Perfect for cat lovers, proud cat parents, neighborhood cat enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever been personally rejected by a stray cat they desperately wanted to befriend.
🧲 Available as a Car Magnet or Vinyl Sticker
Commitment issues? We understand.
Choose a permanent vinyl sticker or removable car magnet. Either way, your vehicle can proudly announce that feline interactions take priority over arriving anywhere on time.
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Size: Approximately 8.5" × 2.5"
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Sticker: Premium, waterproof, all-weather vinyl
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Standard magnet: Flexible 20 mil magnetic material
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Extra-thick magnet: 30 mil, recommended for colder climates or stronger winds
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Made in Washington: Designed, printed, and packed in-house
💪 Weatherproof Sticker Built for Cat-Related Emergencies
Rain? Fine. Sunshine? Whatever. Another neighborhood cat demanding your immediate attention? Obviously.
Our weatherproof sticker is waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and car wash-safe. Apply it to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface for best results.
Magnets require magnetic metal, so check your vehicle before ordering. Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, and clean underneath periodically.
Actual dimensions may vary slightly because we're humans making things, not robots. Listing mockups aren't to scale, and screen colors may vary.
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One cat-related public service announcement is good. Three ridiculous stickers are better.
Every third sticker or magnet is FREE, automatically applied at checkout. Mix and match your favorites. No code needed.
Ships worldwide from Washington, typically within 1–3 business days.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.