Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alan Jackson's 1993 Four-Week Billboard #1 Hit Chattahoochee
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✓ Weatherproof + UV-resistant
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✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alan Jackson's Chattahoochee Bumper Sticker
KEEP HONKING! I'M LISTENING TO ALAN JACKSON'S 1993 FOUR-WEEK BILLBOARD #1 HIT, "CHATTAHOOCHEE."
Finally, a bumper sticker for people who believe the appropriate response to road rage is providing unsolicited country music chart history. Your horn means nothing. Alan Jackson is currently explaining what he learned about living and a little 'bout love.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Certified Chattahoochee Enthusiasts
Some people listen to country music. Others make Alan Jackson's 1993 Billboard chart performance their entire personality.
This funny bumper sticker is for the second group.
Whether you're cruising through a small town, aggressively respecting the speed limit, or sitting at a green light because the chorus just hit, you've got priorities. And apparently, so does the guy behind you.
FUN FACT: "Chattahoochee" really did spend four consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard's Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart in 1993. This is historically accurate automotive harassment.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for Honky-Tonk Conditions
Printed in-house in Washington using premium, all-weather vinyl, this weatherproof sticker is designed to survive whatever Mother Nature and your commute throw at it.
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Size: Approximately 8.5" × 2.5"
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Waterproof, smudge-proof, and fade-resistant
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Car wash-safe when properly applied
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Durable outdoor vinyl for long-lasting nonsense
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Handmade by two actual humans, so slight size variations happen
Slap this vinyl sticker on your car, truck, laptop, toolbox, or another smooth, glossy surface deserving of an unsolicited music history lesson.
Car Magnet Option for Commitment Issues
Love Alan Jackson but afraid of permanence? Understandable.
Grab the removable car magnet version instead.
Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with an extra-thick 30 mil option available for colder climates and windier conditions.
IMPORTANT: Magnets require magnetic metal. Most modern bumpers are plastic. Test your vehicle before ordering, unless you enjoy learning expensive lessons.
Remove magnets before car washes and extreme weather.
Application, Shipping & Other Boring Adult Responsibilities
Clean and completely dry your surface before applying. Avoid textured plastics, waxy finishes, and questionable adhesives. Press from the center outward.
Ships worldwide from Washington in approximately 1–3 business days. Mockups aren't to scale, and screen colors may vary.
Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Because One Is Embarrassing.
Every third qualifying item is FREE, automatically. Grab this bumper sticker, recruit two equally unwell designs, and turn your vehicle into a moving public nuisance.
No coupon code. No complicated math. Just savings and Alan Jackson.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.