Make McChickens $1 Again (Please Trump)
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✓ Weatherproof + UV-resistant
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
Make McChickens One Dollar Again Bumper Sticker or Magnet
The American dream is dead, and it costs $3.50 at McDonald's. This bumper sticker features a man practically praying to Donald Trump for the return of the one-dollar McChicken. Forget the national debt. WE HAVE A POULTRY EMERGENCY.
Funny Bumper Sticker for the McChicken Economy
Remember when a McChicken was a dollar? Remember happiness? Financial stability? The ability to purchase three questionable chicken sandwiches without consulting your accountant?
Those days are gone, and apparently we're taking our grievances directly to the president.
Featuring the unforgettable plea "PLEASE DONALD TRUMP" and the campaign promise "MAKE McCHICKENS ONE DOLLAR AGAIN," this funny bumper sticker commemorates one man's heroic crusade... and affordable processed poultry.
It's political satire. It's economic commentary. It's a cry for help from the drive-thru.
Weatherproof Sticker for Uncertain Economic Times
Our premium vinyl sticker is waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash-safe when properly applied. Unlike the McChicken dollar menu, this thing is built to last.
Printed in-house in Washington, each rectangular design measures approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches. Handmade sizing may vary slightly, and product mockups aren't to scale.
Apply your weatherproof funny sticker to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface. Textured plastics, vehicle cladding, and certain coolers may resist adhesive. Press from the center outward for best results.
Car Magnet for the Politically Indecisive
Love affordable chicken but fear commitment? Choose a removable car magnet instead.
Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with extra-thick 30 mil options recommended for colder climates and stronger winds.
Magnets require magnetic metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so test your vehicle before purchasing. Remove before car washes or extreme weather.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free: Actual Economic Relief
The government might not bring back the dollar McChicken, but we're doing our part.
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE on eligible stickers and magnets. The discount applies automatically and stacks. Finally, a stimulus package that delivers something.
Orders ship from Washington within 1–3 business days, with free U.S. shipping and worldwide delivery available.
Your bumper deserves a voice. Your McChicken deserves a price reduction.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.