This Vehicle Is Trans
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✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
This Vehicle Is Trans Bumper Sticker or Car Magnet
This vehicle is trans. It has a transmission. Please remain calm. Our bumper sticker delivers an aggressively literal automotive announcement with the subtlety of a mechanic shouting across a Walmart parking lot. Is it a car joke? A pride joke? Yes. Consult your owner's manual before contacting the authorities.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Cars With Something to Declare
Featuring giant red lettering, a black background, and an actual transmission, this funny bumper sticker is a rolling dad joke with a suspiciously progressive agenda. Perfect for LGBTQ+ allies, car enthusiasts, and people who enjoy watching strangers process a sentence at a stoplight.
Manual? Automatic? Doesn't matter. Your vehicle has never been more mechanically out and proud.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for the Long Haul
We print every vinyl sticker in-house in Washington using premium all-weather material. It's waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car-wash safe when applied correctly. Rain, sunshine, highway grime, and awkward family conversations? Bring it on.
Rectangular designs measure approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches. Handmade sizing may vary slightly, and mockups aren't to scale.
Car Magnet for Commitment-Free Automotive Disclosure
Not ready to make it permanent? Choose a removable car magnet. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick; extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available for colder climates and windier conditions.
Magnets stick to magnetic metal, not plastic bumpers. Test your vehicle first, and remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather.
Vinyl Sticker Application Without an Engineering Degree
Clean with water, remove wax or cleaner residue, and dry completely. Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces, pressing outward from the center. Some plastics, coolers, and textured panels resist even premium adhesive. Ask about higher-tack options if your surface is a problem child.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free. Transmission Complete.
Mix stickers and magnets however you want. Add three qualifying items and every third one is free automatically. Free U.S. shipping, worldwide shipping options, and processing in 1–3 business days. Get your bumper sticker, find two more terrible ideas, and make traffic deeply educational.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.