I Hit Flock Cameras (On Accident)
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✓ Weatherproof + UV-resistant
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✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
I Hit Flock Cameras (On Accident) Bumper Sticker
This bumper sticker features bold retro orange lettering, a tiny camera graphic, and the kind of disclaimer that definitely makes everything sound more innocent. Perfect for anyone who enjoys plausible deniability, traffic infrastructure discourse, or stickers that make the car behind you squint and go, “wait, WHAT?”
I HIT FLOCK CAMERAS. (ON ACCIDENT.) A deeply unfortunate coincidence that keeps happening near extremely expensive roadside surveillance equipment.
Funny Flock Sticker for Totally Accidental Incidents
This funny bumper sticker is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, giving the joke plenty of room to announce itself without turning your vehicle into a rolling billboard.
Stick it on your car, truck, toolbox, laptop, cooler, filing cabinet, or any other smooth surface that deserves a suspicious little disclaimer.
Choose the bumper sticker version for classic stick-it-and-forget-it energy, or grab a magnet if commitment makes you itchy.
Weatherproof Sticker Made for the Outdoors
Our premium all-weather vinyl makes this a weatherproof sticker built for rain, sun, road grime, splashes, and regular car washes. It’s waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and designed for long-term outdoor use.
For best results, clean the surface with water and let it dry completely before applying. Press your vinyl sticker down from the center outward to help prevent bubbles.
Smooth, glossy surfaces work best. Textured plastics, low-surface-energy materials, dirty surfaces, and other cursed substrates may not cooperate, even with premium vinyl.
Car Magnet Option for Less Permanent Allegations
Want the joke without permanently attaching it to your vehicle? Choose the car magnet version.
Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available for colder climates or particularly aggressive wind.
One important catch: magnets only stick to metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic, because automotive manufacturers apparently enjoy ruining perfectly good magnet plans. Test your vehicle before ordering. Doors, trunks, and side panels are often safer bets.
Remove magnets before automatic car washes and during extreme weather for the best longevity.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free
One bumper sticker says something about you. Three starts to feel like evidence.
Our Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal applies automatically. Add 3 qualifying items and one is free. Add 6, get 2 free. Add 9, get 3 free. Math, but finally useful.
Each item is handmade in Washington, so sizing may vary slightly. Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days, and we ship worldwide.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.