COMPUTA Make This Guy Gay
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✓ Weatherproof + UV-resistant
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
COMPUTA Make This Guy Gay Bumper Sticker
COMPUTA. MAKE THIS GUY GAY. An extremely reasonable request for an extremely powerful machine. This bumper sticker features a sunglasses-wearing dog in a headset staring nobly into the Windows XP abyss while humanity issues its most important technological command yet.
No follow-up questions. No loading bar. Just COMPUTA.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Advanced Computing
This funny sticker is for anyone who remembers when computers were large beige rectangles, the internet made horrible noises, and apparently every machine possessed untapped homosexual capabilities.
At approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, the rectangular design is large enough to be read from behind your car, where unsuspecting commuters can contemplate what exactly the computa is doing to this guy.
Choose the bumper sticker version for permanent-ish vehicular nonsense, or grab it as a magnet if you prefer your demands to modern technology to remain removable.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for Outdoor Nonsense
Our premium vinyl makes this a weatherproof sticker designed to survive rain, sun, road grime, splashes, and normal car-wash activity. It’s waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and made for smooth, glossy surfaces.
Clean the surface with water, let it dry completely, then apply your vinyl sticker from the center outward. Avoid textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics, which can be tiny adhesion goblins regardless of how nice the vinyl is.
Car Magnet Option for Commitment Issues
Prefer a car magnet? Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with extra-thick 30 mil magnets available for colder climates and aggressive wind situations.
Important: magnets require actual metal. Many newer bumpers are plastic, because apparently cars hate fun now. Test your vehicle with another magnet before ordering. Doors, trunks, and side panels are often better options.
Remove magnets before automatic car washes and during extreme weather for maximum longevity.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free
One COMPUTA bumper sticker is a statement. Three is infrastructure.
Our Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal applies automatically. Add 3 items and the third is free. Add 6, get 2 free. Add 9, get 3 free. Keep going until somebody intervenes.
Each piece is handmade in Washington, so sizing may vary slightly. Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days, and we ship worldwide.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.