Eat More Motor Oil (Zoolander)

Funny Sticker – “Eat More Motor Oil” (Zoolander Blue Steel Edition)

The funny sticker you didn’t know you needed is here, and it’s pure Frog Mustard chaos. “Eat More Motor Oil” pairs Zoolander’s Blue Steel with gas-station absurdity, creating a vinyl masterpiece that confuses, intimidates, and makes your bumper feel runway-ready.

Enter: “Eat More Motor Oil.”

This is a funny sticker like no other. It’s half chaos spell, half satire, and 100% unhinged. It’s Zoolander’s Blue Steel gaze rendered in weatherproof vinyl, whispering straight into your soul: “Moisturize with Pennzoil, babe.”

This isn’t just bumper décor. It’s a manifesto for people who know irony tastes best with a hint of motor sludge and the faint smell of diesel fumes.

Funny Bumper Sticker Energy, Supercharged

Most funny stickers want to be relatable. You’ve seen them: “My kid is an honor student.” “Honk if you love dogs.” Adorable. Weak. Predictable.

“Eat More Motor Oil” doesn’t want to be relatable. It wants to be intimidating. Confusing. It wants to make people roll down their windows at stoplights and yell, “WHAT?” And when you turn to them slowly, Ben Stiller–style, and give your best Blue Steel, they’ll get it. Or they won’t. Either way, you win.

This design doesn’t just say you’re chaotic. It announces you’re chaotic and fashionable. Because what’s hotter than mixing automotive consumption with high-fashion parody? Absolutely nothing.

Zoolander Meets Gas Station Aisle 7

The funny sticker was born at the crossroads of cinema and Chevron. On one side: Derek Zoolander, male model extraordinaire, destroying us with one perfectly pursed look. On the other side: a grimy shelf of 10W-30 motor oil, waiting to be chugged by someone who confused “lubricant” with “beverage.”

Frog Mustard fused them together. The result? A bumper-sized art piece that feels like a deleted scene from Zoolander 3: The Rust Bucket Chronicles.

Blue Steel isn’t just a face — it’s a lifestyle. And now it’s a sticker for your Civic, Corolla, or absolute beater truck that leaks more than your emotional support water bottle.

Premium Vinyl Sticker Quality

Chaos is good. Peeling is not. That’s why we don’t half-send our vinyl. The vinyl sticker edition of “Eat More Motor Oil” is made from premium, thick, weatherproof material. We’re talking:

• Fade-resistant ink that survives both direct sun and nightclub UV strobes.

• A glossy finish that makes Zoolander’s cheekbones jealous.

• Adhesive that grips like a raccoon clutching a french fry.

Slap it on your bumper, laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or the bathroom mirror where you practice your own Blue Steel. Wherever it lands, it stays.

Weatherproof Sticker Built for Chaos

This weatherproof sticker doesn’t melt in the rain or curl up in the heat. Frog Mustard puts every design through the trials:

• Hose blasts that simulate being parked next to a car wash from hell.

• Sunlamp torture to mimic Arizona parking lots.

• Freezer tests (don’t ask).

Your sticker won’t fade, peel, or disintegrate. It will outlive at least three of your car’s alternators.

Car Magnet Edition – Commitment-Free Chaos

We get it — sometimes you want the chaos without the permanence. That’s why this design is also available as a car magnet. Same message, same absurdity, but fully removable.

Magnet benefits:

• Swap between vehicles like a chaotic DJ swapping tracks.

• Stick it to your fridge when you want a reminder to hydrate with Valvoline.

• Rip it off when grandma borrows your car and you don’t want to explain yourself at Sunday dinner.

The car magnet version lets you live in unhinged cycles — apply, remove, reapply, repeat.

Why Your Car Needs This Funny Sticker

Driving is boring. Commuting is soul-sucking. Parking lots are bleak. But imagine the power of knowing your ride is serving industrial couture realness every single time you stop at a red light.

This funny sticker is:

• A conversation starter for the brave.

• A conversation ender for the cowards.

• A guaranteed “WTF” moment for everyone else.

Do you want respect? Clout? Confusion? This sticker delivers all three, dipped in 5W-20 and topped with Ben Stiller’s ironic pout.

The Frog Mustard Stamp of Chaos

We don’t make safe stickers. We make cultural landmines disguised as vinyl rectangles. With over 250 designs in the swamp, Frog Mustard has become the internet’s go-to for the weird, the bold, and the completely unnecessary.

“Eat More Motor Oil” joins the Frog Army as a perfect storm of fashion parody and gas station grime. It belongs next to your “Horse Denier” decal and your “Don’t Hit Me — My Piss Jugs Are Full” magnet. Together, they form a chaotic constellation only the truly unhinged can navigate.

Specs & Sizing

• Material: Premium vinyl (weatherproof) or thick 30mil magnet

• Dimensions: 8.5" × 3" — bumper-sized, attention-demanding

• Finish: Glossy, UV-resistant, car-wash safe

• Application: Peel, slap, smirk

FAQ

Q1: Is this funny sticker safe for my bumper in the rain and sun?
Yes. This sticker is weatherproof and UV-resistant, built to survive storms, scorching sun, and questionable road trips.

Q2: Can I choose between sticker and magnet?
Absolutely. Get the permanent vinyl version for full-send energy, or the car magnet if you want removable chaos.

Q3: Why Zoolander?
Because nothing pairs with “Eat More Motor Oil” like Ben Stiller’s iconic Blue Steel. This funny sticker is both absurd and runway-ready.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.