Don't Honk! I'm Facetiming My Cat

“Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” is the funny sticker for feral people with their priorities exactly where they belong.

You are NOT available for a fender bender. You are checking in on your fur child, who is currently sitting in a sink, judging you.

Who Needs This Funny Cat Sticker?

This sticker was made for:

• Cat parents who talk to their pets more than their human friends

• Drivers who brake for FaceTime and hairballs

• People whose car smells like a litter box and a vanilla air freshener

• Emotional support introverts with one-sided meow conversations

• People who type “my son” but mean a tabby named Pancake

• Anyone whose therapist has said “you seem... emotionally bonded to your cat”

If you’ve ever said “she’s not just a cat, she’s my best friend,” this sticker was printed in your honor.

Why It Slaps (Unlike Your Cat)

“Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” isn’t just a funny sticker—it’s a full lifestyle declaration.

It says:

• Yes, my cat has separation anxiety (and so do I).

• Yes, I take FaceTime calls during red lights.

• No, I will NOT “put it on speaker.”

• Yes, I once turned down a second date because he didn’t “vibe with Pickles.”

This cat sticker has the same energy as that girl on TikTok who breastfeeds her Maine Coon (but way funnier and more legal).

Product Specs – For All Nine Lives

• Size: 8.5” x 2.5”

• Material: Thick, weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss, so it pops in any lighting, just like your cat's judgmental stare

• Sticker Version: Permanent like your emotional damage

• Magnet (20 mil): Reusable like that same FaceTime call you initiate 3x a day

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Cold-hardened for frosty glances from your landlord

Printed by a small biz that would die for your cat sight unseen.

Where To Slap It (Besides the iPad Your Cat Watches You On)

• Car bumper (preferably surrounded by paw print decals)

• Laptop (that only runs Zoom and Chewy.com)

• Bathroom mirror (for daily affirmation: “she loves me even if she bites”)

• Work badge (if HR allows stickers)

• Pet carrier (aka your cat’s mobile throne)

• Emotional support Hydro Flask

This funny sticker belongs anywhere the Wi-Fi is strong and the meows are louder.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Cat Parent Mode

Sticker (Permanent):

• For people who are never leaving this phase of their life. Ever.

Magnet (20 mil):

• Swappable, like your relationship status depending on if your cat’s mad

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil):

• More durable than your last three attempts at sleep training your kitten

Magnets won’t cling to plastic bumpers (just like your cat won’t cling to affection). Stick to trunks, side panels, or the emotional equivalent of “please love me.”

How to Apply (Your Sticker, Not Yourself to Petfinder)

Sticker:

1. Clean surface (physically, emotionally)

2. Peel like a cat escaping responsibility

3. Apply with the precision of a laser pointer

4. Let cure while you cry into your pet cam app

Magnet:

1. Slap it on

2. Let it scream silently

3. Contemplate why you don’t just stay home full-time with her already

FAQs – Feline Asked Questions

Is this sticker waterproof?

Yes. It laughs in the face of rain, coffee spills, and cat vomit.

Will it survive the car wash?

Yes. Unlike your will to live when you’re out of Temptations.

Can I gift this to my cat-loving friend?

You must. It’s basically a love letter in vinyl.

What if my cat prefers Skype?

Block her. She's toxic.

The Final Meow

You’re not weird. You’re loyal.
Your cat deserves daily updates, even if they’re just 40 minutes of your face making kissy noises into the phone.

This funny cat sticker is for the emotionally available, the slightly unstable, and the ones who know:
Cats are forever. People are temporary.

Add to cart.
Add to trunk.
Add to therapy.

Then tell Mittens you’ll be home by 6.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.