Checkmark, Liberals
Description
Car Decal – “Checkmark, Liberals” (Grim Reaper Edition)
There are “political” stickers — and then there’s this absolute beast.
“Checkmark, Liberals” isn’t a slogan. It’s a declaration of dominance.
Featuring a grinning Grim Reaper playing chess like it’s Judgment Day, this car decal is for the tactically unhinged — the ones who checkmate, roast, and reap in the same move.
This isn’t about politics. It’s about power. About standing at the gates of hell with your bishop and your browser tabs open, whispering:
“Your move.”
♟️ The Art of the Checkmate (and the Bit)
The Grim Reaper’s not here to debate you — he’s here to play 5D chess.
This decal captures that perfect Frog Mustard blend of menace and meme: a hooded skeleton, mid-checkmate, staring at you like he knows you didn’t read the terms and conditions.
The phrase “Checkmark, Liberals” hits like a brick through a Prius window — sharp, chaotic, and funny as hell.
It’s satire with swagger. A declaration that online discourse has rotted your brain just enough to enjoy it.
Perfect for people who live in the overlap between “chronically online” and “existentially tired.”
💀 Built Like the Reaper Himself: Durable as Hell
This isn’t some flimsy sticker that fades after a week in the sun.
The Checkmark, Liberals decal is printed on high-end weatherproof vinyl that could survive an apocalypse — or at least a heated argument in a comment section.
Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, or coffin, this thing is:
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Waterproof, UV-proof, fade-proof
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Die-cut to perfection
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Matte or glossy finish depending on your level of dramatic flair
Because if Death’s out here playing chess, your sticker should be just as immortal.
🔥 Funny, Edgy, and Terminally Online – Frog Mustard Certified
At Frog Mustard, we don’t just make stickers — we make statements that confuse the general public.
This decal joins our legendary lineup of weatherproof vinyl chaos, designed for people who don’t flinch at unholy combinations like irony and grit.
Our design team (read: two sleep-deprived goblins and a Roland printer) crafts each piece with surgical precision and absolutely no moral compass.
This Grim Reaper? He’s not just playing chess — he’s holding your sanity hostage.
⚙️ Decal Details
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Size: 8.5” × 3” (the gold standard for vehicular tomfoolery)
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Material: Premium vinyl decal rated for outdoor use
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Finish: Glossy or matte — both equally intimidating
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Adhesive: Permanent (for stickers) or temporary (for magnet versions)
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Longevity: 3–5 years of outdoor chaos guaranteed
Slap it on a bumper, mirror, or your laptop lid. The Checkmark, Liberals design screams confidence and confusion — the exact ratio the internet thrives on.
🕹️ Why You Need This Car Decal
Because your car deserves a personality disorder.
Because every time you log on, someone says something so stupid you consider summoning the Reaper yourself.
Because sometimes satire is the only thing left holding the threads of society together.
This car decal is:
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A meme
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A statement
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A lifestyle
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A warning
If you’ve ever typed “this ain’t it chief” or “touch grass,” this is your sticker.
🪦 Weatherproof Sticker Energy Meets Unholy Vibes
Rain, shine, snow, existential dread — this decal won’t quit.
Made from the same UV-laminated, weatherproof sticker vinyl that Frog Mustard’s known for, it’s:
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Sunproof
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Rainproof
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Hate-comment-proof
That’s right: while the internet burns, your Reaper stays fresh.
🐸 From the Swamp to the Streets – the Frog Mustard Guarantee
We don’t make boring. We make Frog Mustard — the PNW-based sticker brand that’s gone fully off the rails.
Our products are printed on professional-grade Roland machines, laminated by hand, and packaged by real humans who’ve seen things.
We’ve sold over 50,000 designs, offended at least twice that many people, and we’re not stopping anytime soon.
This funny car decal is your ticket to the underworld of unfiltered humor.
🎯 How to Apply Your Car Decal
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Clean your surface (even the Reaper hates dust).
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Peel the backing carefully.
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Align it like you’re playing your final move in chess.
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Stick. Press. Admire.
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Nod solemnly at the horizon.
Optional: Light a candle. Whisper, “checkmate.”
🧠 SEO Magic in Action
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This car decal is the ultimate mix of meme, chaos, and aesthetic dread.
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Also available as a vinyl sticker or car magnet for easy removal.
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Our weatherproof sticker material means it’ll outlast trends, memes, and democracy.
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Add a funny bumper sticker from the shop to complete your apocalypse starter pack.
❓ FAQs
1. Is this car decal safe for paint and windows?
Yep — it’s a high-quality vinyl decal made to stick clean and peel off without damage. Death comes for us all, but residue won’t.
2. Can I get this as a magnet instead?
Absolutely. The car magnet option lets you move it between vehicles or take it off when the HOA gets nosy.
3. Why is the Grim Reaper playing chess?
Because the endgame is inevitable — but we make it funny. The Checkmark, Liberals car decal is a tribute to every online argument that spiraled into something biblical.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.