What’s the difference between the 'Republican's Can't Read' political sticker and the magnet?

Both options feature the same bold Frog Mustard Stickers design, but the adhesive bumper sticker is made to last through rain, sun, and even car washes. The bumper magnet offers the same great look, but it’s super easy to remove or reposition—perfect if you want to switch up your messages or use it on different vehicles without leaving any residue. Choose whichever works best for your car and lifestyle!

Will the sticker or magnet damage my car’s paint or finish?

Rest assured! The adhesive sticker uses high-quality, vehicle-safe glue that comes off cleanly if you ever want to remove it—just peel slowly and any leftover residue can be wiped away with mild soap and water. The bumper magnet is even more gentle and won’t leave any marks behind. Both products are designed to be durable yet safe for your car’s surface.

How do I make sure my bumper sticker or magnet stays on and looks great?

For best results, stick your Frog Mustard Stickers bumper sticker to a clean, dry, and smooth surface—avoid placing over curves or textured areas. If you’re using the magnet, make sure your bumper is made of metal (magnets won’t work on plastic bumpers) and that the area is clean so it grips nicely. To help both last longer, give them an occasional wipe-down if they get dirty. That way, your message stays sharp and your car keeps turning heads!

Republican's Can't Read | Car Sticker or Magnet | Satire | 8.5" x 2.5" Premium Weather-proof Vinyl

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Description

The Political Sticker That Makes Fox News Cry

This political sticker sparks joy and conservative tears. We designed it for maximum impact.

H2: Why This Political Sticker Goes Nuclear

Most bumper art plays nice. This one commits arson against ignorance.

Premium Features:

• Vinyl tougher than GOP excuses

• Adhesive stronger than Trump's legal defense

• Weather-resistant like Democratic spines should be

• UV-protected like banned library books

• Waterproof because facts don't care about feelings

Scientific Facts About Your New Political Sticker

It triggers faster than Tucker losing sponsors. Each decal blessed by angry librarians.

Quality Guarantees:

• Materials stronger than conservative arguments

• Sticks better than GOP conspiracy theories

• Lasts longer than Trump's marriages

• More reliable than Fox News citations

• Clearer than Matt Gaetz's browser history

Placement Suggestions:

• Your Prius or Tesla

• That Starbucks-visiting laptop

• Public library windows

• School board meeting name tags

• Anywhere near a Trump rally

Daily Activation Instructions

Wake up. Choose literacy. Watch conservatives melt.

Warning Labels: • May cause spontaneous fact-checking • Side effects include critical thinking • Known to trigger Fox viewers • Could result in book ownership • Might inspire actual research

Installation Guide For The Educated

Find a visible spot
Clean surface (unlike their voting record)
Apply with the confidence of white privilege
Watch conservatives try to read it
Enjoy the resulting chaos

Features That Trigger: • High-contrast design for easy reading • Simple words for limited comprehension • Bold font that screams "education matters" • Colors visible from MAGA hat distance • Size readable from pickup truck height

More Truth Bombs

Each sticker comes pre-loaded with: • Facts that don't care about feelings • Citations that check out • Grammar that passes inspection • Spelling better than Trump's tweets • Logic that tracks

Quality Control: • Tested at CPAC conventions • Verified by English professors • Approved by fact-checkers • Certified to trigger snowflakes • Guaranteed to start arguments

Join The Resistance

Membership perks include: • VIP access to actual facts • Premium trolling capabilities • Elite triggering potential • Master class in conservative tears • PhD in owning the ignorant

Extended Features: • Starts more fights than CRT • Triggers faster than gun control debates • Lasts longer than GOP marriages • Sticks better than Trump's hair • Works harder than Ted Cruz

Bonus Applications

Perfect for:

• Family reunion chaos

• Holiday dinner arguments

• Church parking lot discourse

• School board meeting entertainment

• Conservative neighbor triggering

Safety Instructions:

• Apply with maximum visibility

• Prepare for random arguments

• Keep dictionary handy

• Document reactions

• Share results widely

Legal Disclaimers:

We're not responsible for:

• Sudden outbreaks of education

• Mass awakening events

• Conservative meltdowns

• Tucker Carlson rants

• Fox News segments

Additional Benefits:

• Automatic Karen summoning

• Instant conversation starter

• Guaranteed Facebook drama

• Twitter screenshot potential

• Reddit karma generator

Final Thoughts

While they can't read it, they sure can cry about it.

Remember:

• Facts don't need feelings

• Education triggers fascists

• Reading is revolutionary

• Knowledge is power

• Conservatives hate this one weird trick

Extended Warranty: Valid until Republicans learn basic comprehension. Don't hold your breath.

Satisfaction Guarantee: If this political sticker doesn't trigger at least three conservatives, we'll send you another free.

The Bottom Line: Join the educated elite. Make conservatives question things. Choose chaos.

Note: No Republicans were harmed. They couldn't read the warning labels.

⚠️ WARNING: May cause spontaneous outbreaks of literacy and critical thinking skills. Get yours now.

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Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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