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Powered by Adderall Sticker – The Funniest ADHD Sticker for Maximum Productivity (or Chaos)

The Powered by Adderall Sticker is for those who understand that productivity is a scam, executive dysfunction is the enemy, and sometimes, the only thing standing between you and complete chaos is a tiny blue pill. It’s not just an ADHD sticker—it’s a self-diagnosis, a power statement, and a subtle way to warn others that you are currently operating at maximum capacity (until the meds wear off).

💊 MEDICATED, MOTIVATED, AND PROBABLY STILL PROCRASTINATING. 💊

Some people wake up and get things done. Some people don’t need external motivation to function. But you? You are running purely on Adderall, last-minute panic, and the fleeting promise of dopamine.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your laptop, planner, water bottle, or directly onto your forehead (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

💊 Yes, I am focused. No, I am not working on the right thing.
🚀 Adderall: Making ADHD Brains Function Since Forever.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but my ability to follow instructions isn’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… are you actually powered by Adderall?” Just stare at them intensely and say, ‘For the next 4-8 hours, absolutely.’

Why This ADHD Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Perfect for the Chronically Distracted – Because “naturally focused” is a myth.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Medicated Determination – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay professional (kind of).
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and procrastination-proof (debatable).
✅ Sticks to Anything – Laptops, planners, coffee cups, ADHD battle stations.
✅ A Certified ADHD Sticker – Because neurodivergence deserves representation.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Chaos

💊 Your Laptop – For when you’re supposed to be working but ended up deep-diving into conspiracy theories instead.
🚀 Your Planner – So you can pretend you’re organized.
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated or face the consequences.
🔥 Your Car Bumper – Because stop signs require peak executive function.
📦 Your Friend’s ADHD Starter Pack – You know exactly who needs this.

Why ADHD Brains Run on Pure Madness

Most people:

📅 Remember deadlines.
📝 Start and finish tasks on time.
💡 Have consistent energy levels.

You?

🔥 Start a project at 2 AM because the dopamine hit finally arrived.
📌 Forget what you were saying mid-sentence.
💀 Convince yourself you work better under pressure (you don’t).

This ADHD sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a reality check.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Neurodivergent Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who “Work Better Under Pressure” (AKA Procrastinators) – Adderall is the only thing standing between you and absolute disaster.
🔥 That One Friend Who Has 50 Open Tabs and No Memory of Why – Buy this for them.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Forgotten Why They Walked Into a Room – This is your identity now.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Relate to Their Bumper Stickers – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Dopamine Optimization

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be noticed, small enough to not get distracted by.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and hyperfixation-friendly.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even ADHD struggles should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, task-switching, and forgetting where you put your keys.

Why You Need This ADHD Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like time management courses.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your beautifully chaotic brain, making other ADHD folks in traffic feel seen, and ensuring that everyone around you understands that your focus is entirely pharmaceutical.

The Powered by Adderall Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a struggle, and a silent bond between neurodivergent legends everywhere.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you actually have ADHD?” Just nod aggressively and say, ‘Sorry, what were we talking about?’

How to Announce Your Executive Dysfunction in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because impulse control is overrated.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and absolutely necessary.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike your ability to start projects on time.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then immediately forget where you put the rest of your stickers.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.