Geology/Paleontology/Rock Lover Bundle - 4 Pack Bundle

Geology and Paleontology Sticker Pack – A Humorous 4-Pack for Earth Science Enthusiasts

Celebrate Earth's History with a Twist of Humor

Dive into the ancient past and showcase your love for Earth's history with our Geology and Paleontology Sticker Pack. This exclusive 4-pack features witty designs that blend scientific themes with a touch of humor, perfect for geologists, paleontologists, and anyone fascinated by the Earth's geological and prehistoric wonders.

What's Included in This 4-Pack?

1. "Earth Does Not Exist" Sticker – Challenge perceptions with this playful design that questions reality itself.

2. "Put Pangea Back Together" Sticker – A humorous nod to the supercontinent, ideal for those who appreciate Earth's tectonic history.

3. "I Brake for Cool Rocks" Sticker – Perfect for rock hounds who can't resist pulling over for geological treasures.

4. "I Was Born in the Wrong Era (Paleolithic)" Sticker – Express your affinity for prehistoric times with this clever design.

Why Choose Our Geology and Paleontology Sticker Pack?

✅ Unique Designs – Each sticker combines scientific themes with humor, making them stand out in any collection.

✅ High-Quality Materials – Crafted from premium, weatherproof vinyl, these stickers are built to last, whether displayed indoors or outdoors.

✅ Perfect Gift – Ideal for geology and paleontology enthusiasts, students, educators, or anyone with a passion for Earth's history.

✅ Versatile Use – Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, notebooks, car bumpers, and more.

Product Specifications

• Size: Each sticker measures approximately 3" x 3", making them noticeable yet versatile for various applications.

• Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl ensures durability and longevity.

• Finish: Glossy finish enhances the vibrant colors and intricate designs.

• Durability: Waterproof and UV resistant, these stickers can withstand the elements without fading or peeling.

Ideal For

• Geology and Paleontology Enthusiasts – Showcase your passion with designs that resonate with your interests.

• Students and Educators – Add a touch of humor to your study materials or classroom decor.

• Rock Collectors and Fossil Hunters – Personalize your gear with stickers that reflect your hobbies.

• Gift Givers – Surprise a friend or loved one with a unique and thoughtful gift that aligns with their interests.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "These stickers are fantastic! The designs are clever, and the quality is top-notch. Perfect for my laptop and water bottle." – Alex R.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "As a geology student, I love these stickers. They add a fun touch to my notebooks and always spark conversations." – Jamie L.

Order Yours Today!

Celebrate Earth's history and add a touch of humor to your belongings with our Geology and Paleontology Sticker Pack. Whether for yourself or as a gift, these stickers are sure to delight and inspire. Click 'Add to Cart' now and embrace the wonders of geology and paleontology!

Our Geology and Paleontology Sticker Pack offers a unique blend of humor and science, making it a must-have for enthusiasts and professionals alike. Each design is thoughtfully crafted to reflect key aspects of geology and paleontology, providing a lighthearted way to express your passion for Earth's history.

The "Earth Does Not Exist" sticker plays on philosophical debates and scientific curiosity, while "Put Pangea Back Together" humorously references the ancient supercontinent, appealing to those fascinated by plate tectonics. "I Brake for Cool Rocks" is a fun way to acknowledge the irresistible urge rock enthusiasts feel when spotting interesting geological formations. Lastly, "I Was Born in the Wrong Era (Paleolithic)" connects with individuals who feel a deep connection to prehistoric times.

These stickers are not only decorative but also serve as conversation starters, allowing you to share your interests with others. Their durable construction ensures they can withstand various environments, making them suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.

Whether you're a student, educator, professional, or hobbyist, this sticker pack adds a personalized touch to your belongings, reflecting your appreciation for the Earth's geological and paleontological wonders. Order your set today and let these stickers inspire curiosity and joy in your daily life.

At the end of the day, the best purchases are the ones that make you smile. Some people collect souvenirs from their travels, others buy coffee mugs with inspirational quotes—but you? You appreciate the finer things in life, like a solid, well-placed joke about Earth’s chaotic past.

This sticker pack isn’t just about decoration. It’s about finding joy in the small things, whether that’s laughing at a joke only a few people will get or casually dropping geology puns into conversations just to see who reacts. There’s something special about an inside joke that spans millions of years of planetary history.

And let’s be real—science humor is underrated. Not everything needs to be serious, even when the topics are tectonic shifts, ancient ecosystems, and mass extinctions. These stickers are for the people who appreciate both deep time and deep laughs.

So slap them on your car, your gear, or your field journal. Let them spark conversations, make people chuckle, or confuse the hell out of someone who’s never thought about Pangea before. Because at the end of the day, science should always be fun.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.