Funny Conspiracy Sticker – "Earth Does Not Exist" Vinyl Decal

What if everything you’ve been told is just part of the grand illusion? What if Earth isn’t real, and you’ve been living in a deep-state, interdimensional simulation this entire time? If that statement makes you pause for even a second, congratulations—you’re starting to wake up. You need this funny conspiracy sticker now.

🌎 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE. 🌎

This funny conspiracy sticker is for those who love pushing the boundaries of absurdity, questioning everything, and making strangers deeply uncomfortable in traffic. Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere else that needs an extra dose of unhinged energy, this sticker is guaranteed to get confused stares, nervous laughter, and possibly a few concerned DMs from friends and family.

Because if Earth was real, wouldn’t we have proof by now? 🤔

Why You Need This Funny Conspiracy Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, government cover-ups, and existential crises.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So even the most skeptical NPCs can read it.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure interdimensional mystery.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From laughter to genuine panic.

This funny conspiracy sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a challenge to reality itself.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car Bumper or Window – For the ultimate red-pill moment at red lights.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – Because the truth needs an online presence.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay skeptical.
📖 Notebook or Planner – For keeping track of “evidence” and “theories.”
🚪 Fridge, Office Door, or Public Bulletin Board – Plant the seed of doubt everywhere.

Wherever it goes, this sticker ensures that people start asking questions.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 More people reconsidering their reality.
🚨 At least one stranger in traffic going down a Google rabbit hole.
🚨 Friends immediately sending you conspiracy memes.
🚨 A noticeable increase in concerned looks from coworkers.
🚨 The possibility of someone actually trying to debate you about it.

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it forces people to think.

The Perfect Gift for Conspiracy Theorists & Meme Lords

🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Chaos – An instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Always Have a Wild Theory – They need this.
🎁 For Anyone Who Thinks Reality Is a Hoax – Finally, some real proof.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because you’re already questioning everything.

This funny conspiracy sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s a wake-up call.

Built to Last – Just Like the Illusion We Call Reality

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, space-time distortions, and glitching NPCs.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just lasting confusion.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just for fun—it’s a psychological experiment.

Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Maximum doubt. Zero proof of Earth’s existence.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when reality starts unraveling.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and fridge deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT CENSORS IT. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & START THE CONVERSATION.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.