Save our Planet! Only Earth has Crunchwraps

Save the Planet – Only Earth Has Crunchwraps Sticker | The Ultimate Taco Bell Sticker

The Save the Planet – Only Earth Has Crunchwraps Sticker is for those who know that Taco Bell is a fundamental human right, recognize that intergalactic cuisine might be seriously lacking, and want to do their part to protect the only planet blessed with cheesy, crunchy, grilled perfection.

🌎 WE CAN’T RISK LOSING THE ONLY PLANET WITH CRUNCHWRAPS. 🌎

Some people care about the environment. Some people advocate for sustainability, clean energy, and saving wildlife. But you? You understand the real stakes—if Earth goes, so do Crunchwraps. And that’s a risk you’re not willing to take.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a Taco Bell drive-thru speaker (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🌎 Sustainability is important, but Crunchwraps are essential.
🌮 If we lose Earth, we lose Taco Bell. Not worth it.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but your sauce packets aren’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… this is your reason for going green?” Just nod and say, ‘What’s your real motivation?’

Why This Taco Bell Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ The Only Environmental Message That Truly Matters – Forget politics. Think Crunchwraps.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Taco Advocacy – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to still be taken semi-seriously.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to nacho cheese spills.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, fast food trays, eco-friendly tote bags.
✅ A Certified Sticker – Because supporting Crunchwraps is a full-time job.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

🌎 Your Car Bumper – So people in traffic can reflect on what’s truly at stake.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re debating sustainability… but mainly just thinking about Taco Bell.
🚰 Your Reusable Water Bottle – Hydration and Crunchwrap protection go hand in hand.
🔥 Your Friend’s Prius (Who’s Actually Trying to Save the Planet) – This is their cause now.
📦 A Taco Bell Drive-Thru Menu (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Taco Bell Deserves Our Full Protection

Most planets:

🌑 Are barren, lifeless rocks.
☄️ Don’t even have drive-thrus.
🛸 Might serve weird, extraterrestrial slop.

Earth?

🔥 Crunchwraps.
🌮 Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
💀 The $5 Box (Sometimes a good deal, sometimes a scam, but always worth the risk).

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a mission.

Who Needs This Funny Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Fast Food Memes – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Understand That Taco Bell Is a Lifestyle, Not Just a Meal – Respect.
🔥 That One Friend Who Always Suggests Taco Bell at 2 AM – They were right, and this proves it.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Want an Excuse to Eat More Crunchwraps – We see you.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Taco Defense

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be taken seriously.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and sauce-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even satire should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, late-night drive-thrus, and questionable life choices.

Why You Need This Taco Bell Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your love for Taco Bell, making strangers in traffic rethink their environmental stance, and ensuring that everyone around you knows that if we lose Earth, we lose Crunchwraps.

The Save the Planet – Only Earth Has Crunchwraps Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a plea for common sense, a declaration of love, and a reminder that some things are too important to lose.

And if someone asks, “So you only care about the environment because of Taco Bell?” Just shrug and say, ‘You’re welcome.’

How to Protect the Crunchwrap Supply in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because this message must be shared.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and more satisfying than Taco Bell’s ice machine actually working.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike the time it takes for them to bring out your mobile order.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then enjoy your Crunchwrap, guilt-free.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.