This Car Runs on Gender Fluid
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Gender Fluid Bumper Sticker – "This Car Runs on Gender Fluid" Vinyl Decal
Fuel Up. It's Not Just the Gas That's Unleaded.
Introducing the bumper sticker that makes cis drivers nervous and queers honk in solidarity: "This Car Runs on Gender Fluid." Printed on 8.5" x 2.5" weatherproof vinyl or a thick 20mm or 30mm magnet, this bumper sticker is built to survive the road, the rain, and your third identity crisis this week.
Designed by Frog Mustard—America’s most unhinged sticker dealer—this one isn’t subtle. It’s built for boldness, back windows, and people who know the difference between a tank top and top surgery. It’s part protest sign, part punchline, and part personal mission statement.
No boring corporate rainbows here. No clean lines. Just raw, road-safe queerness slapped across your tailgate with pride.
Why This Gender Fluid Bumper Sticker Is a Highway Hazard (In the Best Way)
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8.5" x 2.5" design – Full-size visibility. Zero apologies.
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Weatherproof vinyl OR 20mm/30mm magnet – Slay in all climates
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Thicc 30mm Magnet Upgrade Available – Recommended for winter warriors
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Free U.S. shipping – No gatekeeping here
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Buy 2, Get 1 Free – One for every phase
Slap it on your car. Slap it on your closet door. Slap it on your soul. No one can stop you.
Who Needs This?
🏳️⚧️ fluid babes, themlets, and chaos goblins 🚗 Queers with license plates and rage 💅 Allies who drive fast and scream louder 🧃 Anyone who ever answered “it’s complicated” and meant it
Whether you're fueled by hormones, vibes, or iced coffee, this sticker understands you.
This one’s also for the friend who’s changed their name three times this year and the parent who’s just proud you’re out there being unhinged on wheels. It’s a love letter to transformation and a middle finger to every rest stop creep who gave you side-eye in a gas station.
Where to Stick It
🚘 Car bumper – Because the highway needs trans visibility 🧊 Fridge – For storing leftover takeout and top surgery brochures 📓 Laptop – Announce your power levels at every coffee shop 🏠 Toolbox, mirror, mailbox – You’re the property now
Don’t ask if it’s a joke. Don’t ask what it means. Just read it, and move.
Vinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Fluid State
Vinyl:
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Weatherproof and semi-permanent
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Great for cars, coolers, laptops
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Stick it and own it
Magnet:
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Available in 20mm or cold-resistant 30mm
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Swappable, durable, chaos-ready
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Great for metal bumpers, lockers, or your ex’s fridge
Why Frog Mustard Stickers Hit Like a Queer Sledgehammer
🚫 No rainbow-washed corporate nonsense 🚫 No soft fonts or subtle implications 🚫 No fear. Just feral trans joy
Frog Mustard is here for the weird queers, the hyper-specific pronoun havers, and the ones who don’t ask for permission—we just peel and stick.
Every sticker we make is a little unhinged and a little heartfelt, because that’s what queerness deserves: honesty, humor, and a surface to cling to.
Real Reviews from the Fluid-Fueled
🔥 "Got honked at by a grandma. She had a flag. I cried."
🔥 "My car got keyed and honestly it was worth it."
🔥 "It’s the only label I’ve ever actually liked."
Gender Fluid Bumper Sticker FAQs
What makes this gender fluid bumper sticker unique?
It’s proudly queer, weatherproof, and louder than a truck full of cis dudes. This is gender expression on wheels.
Is this sticker available as a magnet?
Yes! Choose between 20mm or ultra-durable 30mm magnets for colder climates or maximum reusability.
Is it safe for outdoor use?
Absolutely. It’s built for storms, sun, snow, and the back of your out-and-proud Subaru.
Final Thoughts
It’s not just a bumper sticker. It’s a gender reveal and a personal threat. Your car isn’t running on unleaded. It’s running on pure gender fluid—and nobody’s gonna stop you.
Free shipping. No labels. Full throttle. Only from Frog Mustard. 🏁🏳️⚧️