WARNING: Driving is Looking at Cows
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WARNING: DRIVER IS LOOKING AT COWS â The Ultimate Cow Sticker đđ
IF THERE'S A COW, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'RE LOOKING.
Some drivers focus on the road. Others are highly susceptible to cow sightings. If you or someone you love is the type to slam the brakes just to admire a particularly fine bovine specimen, this Cow Sticker is your new traffic warning label.
Forget âBaby on Board.â Forget âCaution: Student Driver.â This is the real PSA the world needs.
THIS COW STICKER IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT đđ
This isnât just a stickerâitâs a legally unbinding disclaimer letting everyone know that if thereâs a pasture within a 5-mile radius, you WILL be staring at it.
đ WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
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Premium weatherproof vinyl â Built to endure even the muddiest farm roads. đťđŽ
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UV & water-resistant â Unlike your willpower when passing a dairy farm. âď¸đ
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Bold, hilarious design â Ensures tailgaters know why you suddenly slowed down.
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Strong adhesive backing â Sticks better than a cow to its favorite grazing spot.đĽ
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Easy removal â For when you finally move to the countryside and make cows your full-time personality. đ
WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR UNWAVERING APPRECIATION:
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đ Your car â Because other drivers deserve a heads-up.
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đť Laptop â To let coworkers know where your priorities lie.
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đ Backpack â So people understand why you take detours on road trips.
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đĄ Fridge â A perfect pairing with a gallon of whole milk.
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đ˘ Anywhere that needs more bovine representation.
đ¨ THE UNDENIABLE FACTS ABOUT BOVINE ENTHUSIASTS đ¨
đ˘ You slow down for cows more than you do for speed bumps.
đ˘ You have taken multiple photos of random cows.
đ˘ Your road trip itinerary is 50% cow-related.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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đ Drivers who physically cannot ignore cows.
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đ Farm kids who will never be normal about cattle.
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đ Anyone who has nearly crashed because âLOOK AT THAT ONE.â
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đď¸ People whose ideal vacation involves feeding cows.
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đ Anyone whoâs ever been yelled at for pointing out a cow mid-drive.
STICKER SPECS:
đ Size: Approx. 3â x 3â
đ Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
âď¸ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
đŚ Finish: Matte for maximum visibility
đŞ Adhesion: Sticks better than a cow in deep mud
CAUTION: COW ENTHUSIAST BEHIND THE WHEEL.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were issuing a necessary warning to society. Get your Sticker now and let the world know: IF THERE'S A COW, IâM LOOKING. đđ
EVERY DRIVE IS A COW-SPOTTING SAFARI.
Letâs be honest: cows are majestic. You can be in the middle of a serious conversation, but if a cow appears in the distance? All focus is gone.
đ Your partner: âSo, I was thinking about our future togetherââ
đ You: âLOOK AT THAT COW.â
Itâs a lifestyle, not a choice. And this helps prepare everyone around you for the inevitable slowdowns, emergency pull-overs, and emotional outbursts that accompany any cow sighting.
THE SCIENCE OF COW APPRECIATION
đ˘ âItâs just a cow.â â Incorrect. That is THE cow.
đ˘ âWhy do you care so much?â â Have you seen them? Theyâre perfect.
đ˘ âWeâre going to be late.â â Time is irrelevant. Cows are forever.
HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR COW STICKER
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Slap it on your car. Let tailgaters know whatâs really slowing you down.
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Gift it to your most cow-obsessed friend. They will feel seen.
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Laugh every time someone points at it and nods in understanding.
đ Honk if youâve ever pulled over just to admire a cow.
đŽ If you donât get the joke, you probably donât love cows enough.
đ If you read this far, this sticker was meant for you.
Order now and embrace the cow-loving chaos.
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