Frog Mustard Gift Card

Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card – Unleash the Chaos, One Sticker at a Time

Because Picking Just One Sticker is Impossible

Listen, choosing just one Frog Mustard sticker or magnet? That’s like picking your favorite child, except instead of crying human babies, it’s absurd, waterproof vinyl chaos that belongs on every bumper, laptop, and fridge in existence. You can’t do it. We won’t make you. Instead, let us introduce the ultimate no-brainer solution: the Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card—a golden ticket to our sticker-fueled fever dream.

Why This Sticker Gift Card Slaps Harder Than a Windshield at 90 MPH

✅ The Perfect Gift – For your weird friend, your even weirder self, or that one coworker who still drives a 2003 Honda Civic covered in conspiracy theories.
✅ Instant Gratification – Digital delivery straight to your inbox. No waiting, no shipping delays, no carrier pigeons.
✅ Denominations for Every Budget – Whether you’re ballin’ on a budget or feel like a sticker sugar daddy, we’ve got options.
✅ Frog Army Approved – Usable on anything in the Frog Mustard shop: bumper stickers, magnets, and whatever other nonsense we come up with next.

When Should You Send Someone a Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card?

• When they just bought a new car and need to ruin its resale value immediately.
• When their laptop is looking a little too professional.
• When you forgot their birthday but still want to look thoughtful.
• When they’re the type of person who would put an “I Can Smell U” sticker on their fridge and feel no shame.
• When you don’t trust yourself to pick the funniest sticker and would rather let them be their own chaotic curator.

Here’s How It Works (Because Reading Instructions is Hard)

1. Pick your gift card amount. ($10? $50? Sell a kidney and go wild?)
2. Add it to your cart and check out like a responsible adult.
3. The digital gift card gets sent to your email, ready to be forwarded to the lucky recipient.
4. They spend it on unhinged, waterproof, weatherproof, laugh-until-you-cry sticker goodness.
5. You bask in the glow of their gratitude, knowing you have contributed to the sticker revolution.

No Expiration, No Worries

This isn’t milk. It doesn’t expire. If your recipient wants to sit on it for months until the perfect design drops, that’s their call. But let’s be real—once they see the chaos in our shop, that gift card is getting spent faster than a raccoon diving into a dumpster.

Ready to Wield the Power of Unlimited Sticker Choice?

Click ADD TO CART now and secure your spot as the best gift-giver of all time.

Ever given someone a gift and instantly regretted it? Maybe it was a sweater that looked cool online but in reality made them look like a deflated marshmallow. Maybe it was a scented candle that smelled like despair. Maybe it was a book that screamed, “I have no idea what you actually like.”

With a Frog Mustard gift card, that’s not a problem. You’re handing them a pass to unlimited ridiculousness, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t want that? Our stickers and magnets are built to withstand life—rain, sun, road trips, existential crises—so you know you’re giving a gift that lasts. It’s like friendship, but in vinyl form.

So, unless you really want to risk gifting another pair of socks they’ll pretend to like, go ahead and grab a gift card. Let them experience the joy of picking out something completely unhinged—just like them.

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For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

• Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
• Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
• Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
• Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility

Materials

• Made with premium all-weather vinyl
• Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
• Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
• Apocalypse-resistant, within reason

Magnets

• Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
• 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
• Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
• Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic

Basic Care & Application

• Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
• Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
• Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
• For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
• Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
• Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
• Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint

Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.

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