Use Your Blinker! Gun Cat Square Sticker
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USE YOUR BLINKER (GUN CAT) – SQUARE – The Ultimate Blinker Sticker 🚦🐱🔫
A CUTE CAT. A POWERFUL MESSAGE. OBEY OR SUFFER.
You ever see someone switch lanes without using their blinker and feel a deep, primal rage? Yeah, same. But now, there’s a solution: a gun-wielding cat demanding compliance. This Blinker Sticker is not a request. It’s a warning.
No more guesswork. No more reckless merging. Just one furious cat ensuring road order with maximum intimidation and zero patience.
THIS BLINKER STICKER MEANS BUSINESS 🚦🔥
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public service announcement. It’s a statement, a movement, and possibly a legally questionable method of law enforcement. Slap this on your car and watch drivers suddenly remember their turn signals exist.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built tougher than your patience in rush hour.🔥🚗
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your ability to stay calm when cut off. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, unhinged design – A gun-wielding cat that speaks for all of us.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than a driver who refuses to merge properly.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when society finally gets it together (spoiler: it won’t). 😎
WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR ROAD-RAGE FUELED JUSTICE:
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🚗 Your car – The ultimate reminder to blinker-averse drivers.
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💻 Laptop – Let coworkers know you take road safety seriously.
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🎒 Backpack – Because pedestrians need to know, too.
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🏡 Fridge – A reminder to signal before stealing the last snack.
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📢 Anywhere that needs a firm but adorable traffic PSA.
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE FACTS ABOUT BLINKERS 🚨
📢 Using your blinker is FREE.
📢 It prevents chaos, road rage, and near-death experiences.
📢 Gun Cat does NOT tolerate excuses.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🚦 Drivers who actually use their blinkers. (Heroes.)
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🤬 People who have been personally victimized by a reckless lane change.
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😂 Fans of absurdly aggressive traffic safety enforcement.
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🚗 Sticker collectors who enjoy unhinged comedy.
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🚙 Anyone who’s ever whispered “USE YOUR BLINKER” through gritted teeth.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Size: Approx. 3” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum intimidation
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a driver ignoring traffic laws
BLINKER NEGLECT IS A CRIME. THIS IS YOUR WARNING.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were joining a movement. Get your Blinker Sticker now and let the world know: USE 👏 YOUR 👏 BLINKER, OR ELSE. 🚦🐱🔫
Every time someone changes lanes without signaling, Gun Cat gets angrier.
Imagine: You’re driving peacefully. A car next to you slows down. You wait. No blinker. No warning. No common sense.
And then? They cut you off.
You feel your vision blur. Your hands tighten on the wheel. The world is spinning.
But then—you remember Gun Cat is watching.
THE ENFORCEMENT POWER OF GUN CAT
🚦 “I forgot to signal.” – You also forgot Gun Cat sees everything.
🚦 “It’s not that serious.” – OH, BUT IT IS.
🚦 “Why does a cat have a gun?” – Why don’t you have a turn signal?
HOW TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE
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Slap the sticker on your car. Let tailgaters know you’re not messing around.
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Gift it to a road-raging friend. Their life will change forever.
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Enjoy the moment when someone sees it and nervously reaches for their blinker.
🚗 Honk if Gun Cat has personally saved you from a no-blinker disaster.
🐱 If you don’t get this joke, you probably don’t use your blinker either.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.
FINAL WARNING: RESPECT THE BLINKER OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
This sticker isn’t just decor—it’s a public service announcement.
So do the right thing. Join the movement. Order now, and help restore order to the roads.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.