🚨 FROG MUSTARD x STAN KELLY 🚨 YES… HA HA YES! Sickos

😈 YES, HA HA HA! – Sickos Comic Collab 

A Limited-Edition Satire Sticker Straight from the Unhinged Depths of the Internet

You know the panel. You’ve been the guy. Now it’s a sticker.

Frog Mustard is proud to present this official collaboration with Ward Sutton, aka Stan Kelly of The Onion, featuring the original Sickos comic. This is the sticker that captures the exact energy of gleefully watching the world unravel from a safe, slightly greasy window. Whether you're reveling in petty chaos or just vibing with the downfall of your enemies, this satire sticker is your new spirit animal—weatherproof, professionally printed, and certified deranged.

This limited-run design is only available for 90 days, and when it’s gone, it’s gone. Just like your faith in democracy. YES, HA HA HA.

A Satire Sticker for People Who Laugh When the Fire Alarm Goes Off

This isn’t just a meme. It’s art. It’s commentary. It’s a celebration of our modern age’s most enduring emotion: schadenfreude. And it slaps harder in sticker form.

Our satire sticker featuring the Sickos panel measures 8.5" x 2.5", giving it prime real estate on your bumper, laptop, water bottle, emotional support flask—basically anything that needs a touch of cartoon-fueled chaos.

Want it as a magnet? Of course you do. Choose our standard 20 mil magnetic backing for everyday chaos, or upgrade to 30 mil for colder climates, rougher roads, or simply to assert dominance over weaker surfaces. We don’t do mid. We do magnetic mayhem.

Commercial-Grade Printing So the Chaos Stays Crisp

This satire sticker is professionally printed using ultra-vibrant, UV-resistant ink that doesn’t fade, flake, or smudge—even when exposed to the horrors of a hot dashboard or a power-wash from a morally questionable carwash attendant. We don’t laminate. We don’t need to. Our commercial process is tougher than your ex’s Twitter feed and twice as committed.

And unlike certain sites that rhyme with "Lemoo" (you know who you are), we don’t steal art, print it in low-res, and sell it for $1.49. We work with the artist. This is a licensed, legit collab with the man who made “YES, HA HA HA!” a cultural landmark. Respect the art. Respect the sticker.

Designed by Sickos, for Sickos

At Frog Mustard, we specialize in weaponized vinyl chaos. Our bumper stickers and magnets are built for people who say things like “this might get me honked at but it’s worth it.” We’re a two-person operation—Alyssa and Brian—and we’ve somehow sold over 100,000 stickers out of our tiny sticker war room. We pack every order by hand, we answer every customer ourselves, and we live for unhinged ideas like this one.

When Ward Sutton agreed to this collab, we screamed. Loudly. Now you get to scream too—by slapping this sticker onto something that moves (or something that should move, like your boss’s Prius).

Limited Run. Unlimited Vibes.

This satire sticker is a 90-day limited release. After that, it retires into the sticker vault where all great weirdness goes to rest. If you’ve ever reposted the Sickos comic, quoted it out loud, or felt it in your bones—you need this. And fast.

Why This Satire Sticker Deserves Your Dirty, Gremlin Hands:

• You’ve quoted “YES, HA HA HA” with zero context more than once.

• You appreciate The Onion more than actual news outlets.

• You understand that satire isn’t dead—it's just printed on vinyl now.

• You need something bold, funny, and culturally literate on your car.

• You want to support real artists, not mass-produced knockoff junk.

• You laughed just reading this page.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this the real Sickos comic?
A: Hell yes. This is an official collab with Ward Sutton (Stan Kelly). It’s not bootleg. It’s not “inspired by.” It’s THE comic.

Q: Can I get this as a magnet?
A: You bet your cynical heart. Choose the magnet option and stick it to your fridge, car, filing cabinet, or emotional baggage.

Q: Is it waterproof and UV resistant?
A: Like a cockroach in a nuclear blast. Our stickers survive weather, car washes, road trips, and moral decay.

Q: Is this a small business?
A: Yep. Two humans, one busted shoulder, 80+ retail stockists, and zero corporate overlords. You’re not funding billionaires—you’re fueling weirdos.

Q: How long do I have to buy it?
A: 90 days. After that? Black market.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.