My Other Ride is a Hobby Horse

🐴 MY OTHER RIDE IS A HOBBY HORSE

A Funny Bumper Sticker for Unbridled Road Chaos

Let’s talk horsepower. Not the kind under your hood—but the kind that lives in your imagination, galloping wildly across grocery store parking lots and suburban cul-de-sacs. “My Other Ride Is a Hobby Horse” is not just a funny bumper sticker—it’s a statement. A lifestyle. A declaration that you reject the tyranny of sensible vehicles in favor of chaotic elegance.

This sticker is for the unhinged and the misunderstood. For those who have, at some point in their adult lives, looked at a stick with a plush horse head and thought, "Yeah, I could win a derby on that." Maybe you’re a hobby horse veteran. Maybe you’ve never touched one in your life but like the energy it brings. Either way, you belong here.

It's not about horsepower. It's about hobby-horsepower. And if that concept makes your soul gallop, you’ve found the right bumper sticker.

Funny Bumper Sticker Built for Road Rodeos and Mental Lapses

Our 8.5" x 2.5" funny bumper sticker is printed on ultra-durable, weatherproof vinyl that doesn’t peel, fade, or flake. This sucker is made to survive car washes, UV rays, bug splatter, and whatever lawless nonsense your Tuesday commute throws at it. Slap it on your bumper, laptop, horse trailer, water bottle, or rear end—wherever chaos is needed. It sticks like your childhood trauma but with a glossy finish.

Prefer a little more flexibility? Opt for the magnet version, made with a 20 mil magnetic backing that grips like your inner child gripping the reins of a fake steed. For those in cold climates (or colder hearts), we offer a 30 mil magnet upgrade, specially designed to prevent curling even in frigid conditions. It’s basically the parka of magnets.

Professional Quality, Amateur Vibes

This ain’t no gas station print job. We professionally print every sticker using commercial-grade equipment and premium American-made vinyl. It’s crisp. It’s vibrant. And it’ll outlast your car’s transmission. It’s the sticker version of a rodeo champion—loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore.

You won’t find our stuff on Temu or AliExpress knockoff pages. And if you do, it won’t survive a stiff breeze. We’re the real deal—bumper stickers that actually last.

Real Humans. Real Fast. Real Weird.

Frog Mustard is a two-person operation—Alyssa on design and strategy, and Brian running production and fulfillment. We’ve sold over 100,000 stickers, shipped thousands of orders ourselves, and stocked shelves in 80+ retail stores nationwide (including Zumiez). And we still pack every order by hand.

Every order ships in 1–2 days with free U.S. shipping and just $5 global shipping. No hidden fees. No dropshipping. No bots. Just us, caffeine, vinyl, and chaos.

Got a problem? You’re talking to us directly—not some outsourced support system. We fix it fast and treat every customer like someone we might share a weird road trip with.

Why You Need This Funny Bumper Sticker

• Because your Prius doesn’t have enough personality.

• Because you’ve felt the primal urge to gallop down the sidewalk.

• Because “My Other Ride Is a Hobby Horse” makes people laugh, honk, and possibly question your grip on reality.

• Because life is short and your bumper deserves better.

• Because this bumper sticker might be the only thing separating your car from total anonymity.

You’re not boring. Your bumper shouldn’t be either.

FAQ

Can I put this on my actual horse?
We wouldn’t stop you. But maybe check with the horse first.

Is the magnet safe for my car?
Totally. Low-profile but tough as nails—just like you.

Will people get it?
If they don’t, they’re not your people. And that’s a them problem.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.