I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat)

I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat) – Funny Bumper Sticker

Is it a Rottweiler? Is it a wombat? Is it both? No one will know—and you’re not about to explain. This funny bumper sticker proudly declares your love for your four-legged bestie… and then immediately creates chaos with a pair of parentheses.

At 8.5" x 2.5", printed on weatherproof vinyl (or optional magnet), this sticker is built for people who are as confusing as they are passionate. Whether you’re genuinely obsessed with wombats or just trying to trigger every dog owner at a stoplight, this sticker hits like a mystery wrapped in fur.

What Does It Mean? Even You’re Not Sure

Maybe you own a Rottweiler. Maybe it’s actually a wombat and you’ve been gaslighting your neighbors. Maybe it’s an inside joke no one else will ever understand. Good. That’s what makes it powerful.

“I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat)” isn’t about clarity—it’s about confidence. It’s a bumper sticker designed to create pause, panic, or just polite confusion at 45 MPH.

Why You (and Your Animal) Need This Bumper Sticker

• It’s absurd in the best possible way

• It makes strangers laugh, blink, or question their zoological knowledge

• It gives you the power to love any animal and still not explain yourself

• It’s a subtle middle finger to boring bumper stickers

• It works whether you own a dog, a wombat, or just the chaos

Whether you’re headed to the dog park or a small marsupial appreciation convention, this sticker says, “Yes, I am a mystery. No, I don’t want to clarify.”

Sticker Specs

• Size: 8.5 inches x 2.5 inches

• Material: Weatherproof, commercial-grade vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss for maximum legibility and confusion

• Sticker Version: Permanent – for dog moms, marsupial dads, and gremlins alike

• Magnet Version (20 mil): Repositionable for commitment-phobes

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Thicc for cold climates and even colder reactions

All printed by an aggressively weird small business that respects your animal ambiguity.

Where It Looks Great

• On your bumper (obviously)

• On your lunchbox, toolbox, or dog crate

• On your wombat’s travel carrier (if you know, you know)

• On laptops, fridges, coolers, and shared custody minivans

Magnet vs Sticker – What Kind of Animal Are You?

Sticker Version

• Permanent

• Ideal for people who commit to the bit

Magnet Version (20 mil)

• Removable

• Works on most metal surfaces, even if your Rottweiler doesn’t

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• Durable in rain, snow, and mystery marsupial weather patterns

Reminder: most modern car bumpers are plastic. Use your trunk, hatch, or door for magnets. Or slap the sticker and live your truth.

Installation Instructions

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface

2. Peel backing

3. Press down firmly from one side to the other

4. Let cure 24 hours before washing your car

Magnet:

1. Stick on clean, flat metal

2. Avoid textured or curved areas

3. Remove and wipe occasionally for longevity

FAQ – Rottweiler (Wombat) Edition

Is this bumper sticker waterproof?

Yes. Weatherproof vinyl means it can handle sun, rain, snow, and suspicious stares at every stoplight.

What does “Rottweiler (Wombat)” even mean?

That’s between you, your animal, and whatever cosmic joke you’re living. It’s either a typo, a red flag, or a perfect sentence.

Can I give this as a gift?

Yes. It’s the ideal gift for dog owners, marsupial lovers, animal shelter volunteers, or chaotic neutral best friends.

Final Thoughts from the Pet Enclosure

You don’t need to explain your love. You just need to declare it. Loudly. Publicly. Confusingly.

This funny bumper sticker says more than words ever could. It says, “I care deeply… but also, don’t ask questions.”

Buy the sticker. Stick it on something. Let them wonder forever.
Because maybe it’s a Rottweiler. Maybe it’s a wombat. Either way—it’s yours.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.