"Get in loser, we’re decentralizing.” - Skylight Social Small Sticker

“Get in loser, we’re decentralizing.” – 4"x2" Weatherproof Vinyl Sticker (Text Only)

Waterproof. Fade-proof. Zuck-resistant.

Let’s be real: the billionaires won. They own your feed, your content, your data—and they’re making billions off your creativity while you get silence, censorship, and maybe 12 views.

This sticker is how we fight back.

Plain text, bold statement: “Get in loser, we’re decentralizing.”
This 4"x2" weatherproof vinyl sticker is loud, durable, and totally unbothered by algorithms. It’s a rally cry for anyone ready to ditch Web2 and take back control of their content and community.

By repping this sticker, you’re supporting Skylight Social—a brand new, creator-first short-form video platform and actual TikTok alternative. Built on the AT Protocol (same decentralized tech as Bluesky), Skylight is everything TikTok should have been:

✅ No creepy algorithm or mystery bans
✅ No billionaire overlords
✅ No platform lock-in
✅ Just transparency, community, and creator ownership

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: TikTok is on the chopping block. The U.S. government is taking action, the censorship is getting weirder, and the platform already feels like a shell of what it was. Whether the ban hits this year or next, the writing is on the wall.

Skylight is the way forward—and buying this sticker helps make it real.
Proceeds go directly to the app’s creators to support development and expansion. You’re not just making a statement—you’re funding the alternative.

We’re backing Skylight because the CEO is a friend—but more importantly, because we believe in a future where creators own their content, their reach, and their platforms.

➡️ Take back control
➡️ Support ethical social media
➡️ Get ahead of the TikTok collapse
➡️ End billionaire content theft

Join the movement. Fund the rebellion.
Get in loser. We’re decentralizing.

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.