As If You Could Outrun Me Edward Cullen Bumper Sticker – Funny Twilight Vinyl Decal

You’ve seen the scene. You know the line. Now it’s time to slap it on your bumper and let the world know you’re faster than the haters. This Funny Twilight bumper sticker featuring the iconic Edward Cullen quote is a must-have for die-hard fans, meme lovers, and anyone who has ever dramatically run through a forest.

Made with high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is designed to withstand rain, sun, and even the Volturi—just like your undying love for Twilight. Whether you’re team Edward, Jacob, or just here for the memes, this funny Twilight sticker guarantees reactions, laughs, and maybe even a few sparkly nods of approval.

WHY THIS FUNNY TWILIGHT STICKER IS A MUST-HAVE:

✅ Weatherproof & UV-Resistant – Built to last, just like Edward’s undying devotion.
✅ Crisp, Bold Design – Easy to read, even if someone is trying to outrun you.
✅ Strong Adhesive, Easy Removal – Stays put, but won’t leave behind a tragic love story (or sticky residue).
✅ Guaranteed to Make Twilight Fans Lose Their Minds – Prepare for knowing glances at every red light.

If vampires, speed, and unnecessary drama are your vibe, then this funny Twilight sticker is your new favorite accessory.

WHERE TO SLAP THIS STICKER FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT:

🩸 Car Bumper or Window – Speeding ticket? No problem, just tell them you’re channeling Edward.
🩸 Laptop & Tablet – Because work is more fun with a little supernatural energy.
🩸 Water Bottle & Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay sparkly, stay fast.
🩸 Notebook & Kindle Case – Perfect for fanfic writers and emotional re-readers.

Wherever you put it, Twilight fans will see it, and they will know.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR TWILIGHT FANS & MEME LOVERS

🎁 For the friend who still re-watches Twilight like it’s 2008.
🎁 For anyone who has dramatically whispered, “As if you could outrun me.”
🎁 For fans who love a little nostalgia, sarcasm, and supernatural romance.
🎁 For sticker collectors who appreciate peak pop culture references.

This funny Twilight sticker is more than just a decal—it’s a tribute to an era, a meme, and a lifestyle.

BUILT TO LAST – JUST LIKE EDWARD’S IMMORTALITY

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – No fading, no peeling, no tragic endings.
🔥 UV-Resistant – Because even if you sparkle, this sticker won’t lose its shine.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Sticks strong, removes clean.

This Funny Twilight sticker is designed to stay as timeless as Forks, Washington’s gloomy weather.

IF YOU’RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, YOU’RE ALREADY TOO SLOW.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – DON’T LET THIS STICKER OUTRUN YOU. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & CHANNEL YOUR INNER CULLEN.

STILL THINKING ABOUT IT? DON’T LET THIS STICKER OUTRUN YOU.

Look, we both know this sticker belongs on your car, your laptop, or anywhere that needs a little supernatural energy. You don’t have to be running at vampire speed through the woods to appreciate the sheer brilliance of this Twilight-inspired bumper sticker. It’s a conversation starter, a nostalgia trip, and a certified way to identify fellow fans in the wild.

Ever been at a stoplight and wished the person next to you knew you had elite taste in early 2000s pop culture? Ever wanted to confuse just enough people while making Twilight fans instantly lose their minds? This is your moment.

EXPECT THE FOLLOWING REACTIONS AFTER APPLYING THIS STICKER:

🚨 Someone dramatically quoting the entire meadow scene at you.
🚨 A random stranger nodding in respect, possibly revealing their Team Edward allegiance.
🚨 Confused glances from people who missed out on the cultural phenomenon that was 2008.
🚨 At least one person yelling “Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?” at your car.

This isn’t just a bumper sticker—it’s an experience.

STOP HESITATING. ORDER NOW BEFORE JACOB IMPRINTS ON IT.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE IT VANISHES LIKE EDWARD IN THE SUNLIGHT. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & MAKE YOUR CAR 10X MORE ICONIC.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.