"You're Pregnant" Decal Dr. House Meme

House Meme Sticker – “You’re Pregnant” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

It’s Never Lupus. But It Might Be Pregnancy.

Paging Dr. Chaos: Gregory House is back—but this time, he’s on your bumper, laptop, or fridge, ready to deliver hard truths and sarcastic diagnoses wherever you go. This House meme decal features the iconic face of television’s most unfiltered MD, next to the line that launched a thousand unexpected plot twists: “You’re Pregnant.”

This is the sticker you throw on your stuff when you want to make people laugh, gasp, or ask, “Wait, is that House??”—and then feel incredibly seen.

Printed on weatherproof vinyl and available as a 20mm-backed magnet, this 8.5” x 2.5” House meme masterpiece is built for maximum sarcasm per square inch.

🚨 Limited Edition – Because sarcasm this sharp doesn’t last forever. 🚨

Why This House Meme Sticker is Basically a Medical Necessity

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – The perfect dose of snarky.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, drama, and awkward baby announcements.
✔ Available as a magnet – Reusable like Dr. House’s one-liners.
✔ Crisp, high-contrast design – Unmistakably iconic.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – No hospital bills here.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you’ll want a spare for emergencies.

Who Needs This Sticker?

✅ Fans of medical drama with a side of unhinged truth bombs.
✅ People who love a good meme and an even better reaction.
✅ Drivers who want to confuse and delight people at red lights.
✅ Laptop users looking for instant street cred in any TV nerd circle.
✅ Anyone who’s ever been told “you’re probably just stressed.”

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Diagnosis

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof and UV-resistant – Built for daily use and reckless sarcasm.

• Strong adhesive backing – Goes on easy, peels off clean.

• Perfect for cars, laptops, lockers, water bottles, and patient files (allegedly).

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – No commitment, just comedy.

• Perfect for fridges, whiteboards, or anywhere you want to break the tension.

• Removable and reusable – Just like House’s bedside manner.

Where to Slap This Sticker

🚗 Car bumper – Turn every traffic jam into a group therapy session.
💻 Laptop cover – For Zoom calls that need levity.
🍷 Fridge door – So you’re reminded that maybe it IS the pickles.
🔧 Toolbox – Sarcastic tools belong with sarcastic tools.
📬 Mailbox – Deliver diagnostic chaos with your utility bills.
🩺 Hospital badge reel (we’re not saying to do it, but…)

Why Our Stickers & Magnets are Smarter Than the Average Diagnosis

🚫 No fading or peeling.
🚫 No weak magnets.
🚫 No boring designs.

Funny Memes - yes!

Every decal is made by a small biz with a big brain and an even bigger sense of humor.

What People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Diagnosed)

🔥 “My friend is a nurse and she SCREAMED when she saw this.”
🔥 “People honk at me now and I like to believe it’s House-related.”
🔥 “I slapped it on my whiteboard and now it’s always lupus.”

Bonus Uses for the “You’re Pregnant” House Meme Sticker

💥 Give it to your TV-obsessed friend who quotes House daily.
💥 Stick it on a pregnancy test box for chaos.
💥 Put it on your coffee mug at work. Let HR deal with it.
💥 Add it to a hospital gift basket. Let the reactions roll in.
💥 Use it as a non-traditional way to break news to someone.

How to Get This House Meme Sticker Before It Flatlines

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Spread the sarcasm.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! – Diagnosis: Free delivery.
🔥 Limited edition! – Once they’re gone, they’re gone (like your patience).

Final Diagnosis – You Definitely Need This

If you’re still reading, congrats—you’ve tested positive for needing this sticker.

🚨 Order now before House says “You’re Pregnant” to someone else. 🚨

🔗 Click Here to Grab Your House Meme Sticker Now!

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.