Undiagnosed, but Pretty Sure | (Dolphin) Decal

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UNDIAGNOSED BUT PRETTY SURE – The Ultimate Lisa Frank Sticker 🐬🌈

BRIGHT COLORS. CHAOTIC ENERGY. A DIAGNOSIS? UNCONFIRMED.

Are you undiagnosed but pretty sure? Maybe it’s ADHD, maybe it’s anxiety, maybe it’s just pure unfiltered main character energy. Whatever it is, this Lisa Frank Sticker is here to validate your entire existence in the most neon, dolphin-filled way possible. ✨🐬

THIS LISA FRANK STICKER EMBODIES PURE, UNHINGED SELF-AWARENESS 🌈🔥

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a hyper-saturated badge of honor. If you slap this on your water bottle, laptop, or car, be warned: you WILL attract like-minded souls who also “just have a vibe” but no formal paperwork to back it up.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – More durable than your ability to mask symptoms.🔥🐬
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your mood swings on an overcast day. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, neon design – Straight out of 1997, with maximum sparkle.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than you to hyperfixations.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally get a formal diagnosis. 😎

WHERE TO FLEX YOUR UNCONFIRMED BUT OBVIOUS NEUROSPICY STATUS:

  • 🐬 Your car – Let tailgaters know you operate on vibes, not logic.

  • 💻 Laptop – Perfect for derailing Zoom calls with chaotic energy.

  • 🎒 Backpack – Announce your personality before you even speak.

  • 🏡 Your mirror – Daily affirmations, but make it ✨Lisa Frank✨.

  • 📢 Anywhere that needs more 90s nostalgia and self-awareness.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT BEING UNDIAGNOSED 🚨

You already KNOW. The signs are there.

📢 You’ve Googled your symptoms at least 15 times.
📢 You collect hobbies like Pokémon.
📢 You start tasks with the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and then forget about them.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

  • 🌈 People who are 99.9% sure, but just haven’t booked the appointment.

  • 🐬 Neurodivergent folks who thrive in chaos.

  • 📖 Overthinkers who constantly self-diagnose via TikTok.

  • 🩷 Lisa Frank lovers who never outgrew neon dolphins.

  • 😂 Anyone who sees this sticker and immediately feels called out.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: Approx. 3” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Glossy for maximum 90s sticker book energy
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than ADHD hyperfocus on a new hobby

THIS IS YOUR SIGN. LITERALLY.

You ever look at a Lisa Frank dolphin and think, “Wow, that’s my mental state”? Same.

Imagine: You’re at a coffee shop. Someone sees your sticker. Their brain short-circuits.

“Wait… this sticker is me.”
“Why is this dolphin calling me out??”
“Do I have ADHD or am I just a little freak?”

Boom. They’re spiraling. You just did them a favor.

THE 90S KNEW BEFORE WE DID

Lisa Frank understood something we didn’t: being overstimulated is an aesthetic.

📢 “Why is this sticker so bright?” – Because it matches your brain.
📢 “Why are dolphins involved?” – Because Lisa Frank says so.
📢 “Why do I relate to this so hard?” – Because you already know.

HOW TO SPREAD THE LISA FRANK STICKER MOVEMENT

  • Slap the sticker on everything. Let the people self-reflect.

  • Gift it to a fellow chaos gremlin. They will feel seen.

  • Laugh every time someone reads it and suddenly questions their whole life.

🚗 Honk if you’ve ever Googled ‘Do I have ADHD?’
🐬 If you don’t get this joke, you might actually be neurotypical.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.

A FINAL MESSAGE FROM THE LISA FRANK DOLPHINS

Neurodivergence? Overstimulation? Chaos energy? The Lisa Frank dolphins knew before you did. They’ve been subtly calling out undiagnosed ADHD cases since the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper Era of 1998. Coincidence? Absolutely not.

They’re watching. They see you impulse-buying this sticker. And guess what? They approve.

🚀 Fast decision-making? Check.
🎨 Hyperfixation on aesthetics? Obviously.
🤯 Mild identity crisis upon reading this description? Welcome.

Slap this sticker on, embrace the chaos, and remember: undiagnosed but pretty sure still counts.

HOW TO SPREAD THE MOVEMENT

  • Slap the sticker on everything. Let the people self-reflect.

  • Gift it to a fellow chaos gremlin. They will feel seen.

  • Laugh every time someone reads it and suddenly questions their whole life.

🚗 Honk if you’ve ever Googled ‘Do I have ADHD?’
🐬 If you don’t get this joke, you might actually be neurotypical.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.

Order now and embrace the Lisa Frank diagnosis.

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Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:

-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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