Undiagnosed, but Pretty Sure | (Dolphin) Decal
Description
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UNDIAGNOSED BUT PRETTY SURE ā The Ultimate Lisa Frank Sticker š¬š
BRIGHT COLORS. CHAOTIC ENERGY. A DIAGNOSIS? UNCONFIRMED.
Are you undiagnosed but pretty sure? Maybe itās ADHD, maybe itās anxiety, maybe itās just pure unfiltered main character energy. Whatever it is, this Lisa Frank Sticker is here to validate your entire existence in the most neon, dolphin-filled way possible. āØš¬
THIS LISA FRANK STICKER EMBODIES PURE, UNHINGED SELF-AWARENESS šš„
This isnāt just a stickerāitās a hyper-saturated badge of honor. If you slap this on your water bottle, laptop, or car, be warned: you WILL attract like-minded souls who also ājust have a vibeā but no formal paperwork to back it up.
š WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
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Premium weatherproof vinyl ā More durable than your ability to mask symptoms.š„š¬
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UV & water-resistant ā Unlike your mood swings on an overcast day. āļøš
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Bold, neon design ā Straight out of 1997, with maximum sparkle.
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Strong adhesive backing ā Sticks better than you to hyperfixations.š„
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Easy removal ā For when you finally get a formal diagnosis. š
WHERE TO FLEX YOUR UNCONFIRMED BUT OBVIOUS NEUROSPICY STATUS:
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š¬ Your car ā Let tailgaters know you operate on vibes, not logic.
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š» Laptop ā Perfect for derailing Zoom calls with chaotic energy.
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š Backpack ā Announce your personality before you even speak.
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š” Your mirror ā Daily affirmations, but make it āØLisa FrankāØ.
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š¢ Anywhere that needs more 90s nostalgia and self-awareness.
šØ THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT BEING UNDIAGNOSED šØ
You already KNOW. The signs are there.
š¢ Youāve Googled your symptoms at least 15 times.
š¢ You collect hobbies like PokĆ©mon.
š¢ You start tasks with the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and then forget about them.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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š People who are 99.9% sure, but just havenāt booked the appointment.
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š¬ Neurodivergent folks who thrive in chaos.
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š Overthinkers who constantly self-diagnose via TikTok.
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š©· Lisa Frank lovers who never outgrew neon dolphins.
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š Anyone who sees this sticker and immediately feels called out.
STICKER SPECS:
š Size: Approx. 3ā x 3ā
š Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
āļø Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
š¦ Finish: Glossy for maximum 90s sticker book energy
šŖ Adhesion: Sticks better than ADHD hyperfocus on a new hobby
THIS IS YOUR SIGN. LITERALLY.
You ever look at a Lisa Frank dolphin and think, āWow, thatās my mental stateā? Same.
Imagine: Youāre at a coffee shop. Someone sees your sticker. Their brain short-circuits.
āWait⦠this sticker is me.ā
āWhy is this dolphin calling me out??ā
āDo I have ADHD or am I just a little freak?ā
Boom. Theyāre spiraling. You just did them a favor.
THE 90S KNEW BEFORE WE DID
Lisa Frank understood something we didnāt: being overstimulated is an aesthetic.
š¢ āWhy is this sticker so bright?ā ā Because it matches your brain.
š¢ āWhy are dolphins involved?ā ā Because Lisa Frank says so.
š¢ āWhy do I relate to this so hard?ā ā Because you already know.
HOW TO SPREAD THE LISA FRANK STICKER MOVEMENT
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Slap the sticker on everything. Let the people self-reflect.
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Gift it to a fellow chaos gremlin. They will feel seen.
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Laugh every time someone reads it and suddenly questions their whole life.
š Honk if youāve ever Googled āDo I have ADHD?ā
š¬ If you donāt get this joke, you might actually be neurotypical.
š If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.
A FINAL MESSAGE FROM THE LISA FRANK DOLPHINS
Neurodivergence? Overstimulation? Chaos energy? The Lisa Frank dolphins knew before you did. Theyāve been subtly calling out undiagnosed ADHD cases since the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper Era of 1998. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
Theyāre watching. They see you impulse-buying this sticker. And guess what? They approve.
š Fast decision-making? Check.
šØ Hyperfixation on aesthetics? Obviously.
𤯠Mild identity crisis upon reading this description? Welcome.
Slap this sticker on, embrace the chaos, and remember: undiagnosed but pretty sure still counts.
HOW TO SPREAD THE MOVEMENT
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Slap the sticker on everything. Let the people self-reflect.
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Gift it to a fellow chaos gremlin. They will feel seen.
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Laugh every time someone reads it and suddenly questions their whole life.
š Honk if youāve ever Googled āDo I have ADHD?ā
š¬ If you donāt get this joke, you might actually be neurotypical.
š If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.
Order now and embrace the Lisa Frank diagnosis.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3ā4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1ā3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
ā DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
ā We canāt offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
ā Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
ā Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
ā You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
š If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us ā weāre happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
š” For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
š 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and wonāt hold magnets ā try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. Thatās part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We canāt honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately canāt replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.






























































