Sorry for Speeding but My Cat is at Home Alone!

"Sorry for Speeding But My Cat Is at Home Alone!" | Funny Cat Bumper Sticker

Look, officer. Look, fellow drivers. I know I was going a little fast—but my cat is alone and possibly plotting my demise. This Funny Cat Bumper Sticker lets the world know exactly why you drive like you just robbed a bank.

🐾 Priorities: 1. Cat. 2. Everything Else.

If you’re a certified, obsessed, drop-everything-for-your-kitty kind of person, then congratulations, this sticker was made for you. It’s waterproof, UV-resistant, and built to last—just like your unwavering commitment to getting home ASAP.

🐱 Features & Specs – Maximum Speed, Maximum Laughs

✔ For Kitty Parents Who Get It – Because some people just don’t understand.
✔ Weatherproof & UV-Resistant – Rain, sun, judgmental stares? No problem.
✔ Sticker or Magnet? You Decide – Stick it and commit, or swap it out when needed.
✔ Crisp, Bold Printing – So even the tailgater behind you gets the message.
✔ Hilarious & Chaotic – Just like your kitty at 3 AM.

🌦️ Built for the Road – Survives the Chaos

🐈 This sticker is tougher than your cat when they knock things off the counter.

✔ Waterproof & Car-Wash Safe – Won’t fade, crack, or peel under pressure.
✔ Scratch-Resistant – Just in case your feline somehow finds it.
✔ Heavy-Duty Adhesive (Sticker) or Secure Grip (Magnet) – Your cat’s attitude? Unshakable. Your sticker? Same.

🧲 Sticker or Magnet? Pick Your Chaos.

🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, unshakable, no take-backs.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable, reusable, non-committal, just like your feline friend.

Whichever you choose, expect high-quality printing, sharp details, and reactions at every stoplight.

🛠️ How to Apply A Funny feline friend Sticker

1️⃣ Clean the surface – Remove dirt, dust, and evidence of cat fur.
2️⃣ Peel & Stick (or Slap on the Magnet) – Apply with confidence.
3️⃣ Smooth It Out – No bubbles, no regrets.
4️⃣ Wait 24 Hours Before Washing Your Car – Give it time to settle in.

🔔 For Magnets: Modern bumpers are plastic! Test your surface first—trunks, hatches, and doors usually work best.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Fast-Driving  Feline Parents

Looking for a hilarious, relatable gift for a fellow cat-obsessed human? This is it.

🎁 For cat lovers who take their responsibilities very seriously.
🎁 For speed demons who answer to a tiny, fluffy overlord.
🎁 For anyone who knows their cat is sitting at the door, judging them for being late.

Whether you're speeding home to feed them on time, scoop the litter, or just make sure they haven’t destroyed your furniture.

📦 Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Ordering

✔ Ships within 1-2 days – Because waiting is for people who don’t have cats.
✔ Tracked shipping available – Know exactly when your sticker arrives.
✔ Packed securely – Just like your cat in a sunbeam.

🔥 Slap this on your car and let the world know that nothing—NOTHING—matters more than getting home to your cat. 🔥

🚗 Click "Add to Cart" now and embrace the feline-fueled chaos! 🚗🐾

🚀 Priorities:  Feline First, Everything Else Later

Ever been out running errands and suddenly realized your cat is home alone, possibly planning your downfall? Yeah, same. This Funny Cat Bumper Sticker is your official excuse for driving a little too fast—because your cat’s judgmental stare when you walk in late is way scarier than a speeding ticket.

This high-quality vinyl sticker or magnet isn’t just hilarious—it’s built for speed, chaos, and long-term survival. Whether you’re dodging traffic to get home for mealtime, cuddles, or damage control, this sticker is your badge of honor.

Need a conversation starter? A way to rep your cat-parent status with pride? A warning to tailgaters that you’ve got places to be? This Funny Cat Bumper Sticker has you covered.

🐱 Slap it on. Hit the gas. Make it home before your cat loses faith in you.

🚗 Click "Add to Cart" now and give your car the cat-parent energy it deserves! 🚀

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.