"STAY BACK, I AM AUTISTIC" – The Ultimate Autistic Sticker 🚗🧠

Listen up, sensory overlords. You think you’re just existing in public? WRONG. You’re out here navigating a neurotypical minefield. If someone gets too close? They’ve been warned. If they’re making small talk in the checkout line? Not today, Satan. This autistic sticker is here to set boundaries so you don’t have to.

THIS AUTISTIC STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW TO RESPECT THE BUBBLE 🛑

Your personal space is a fortress. Your social battery? Limited. This sticker? Your armor. Stick it on your car, laptop, or anywhere you need a silent but powerful message that says, “I am thriving at my own speed. Stay back.”

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS AUTISTIC STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built tougher than your ability to mask. 🚗🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for unsolicited advice, this one won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold, high-visibility design – Because people need explicit instructions.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than hyperfixation on niche topics.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you need to switch environments without explanation. 😌

WHERE TO FLEX THIS LIFE-SAVING DECAL:

• 🚗 Your car – Because tailgaters should know they’re too close physically and emotionally.

• 💻 Laptop – Let every coworker know that small talk is NOT required.

• 🚦 Stop sign – Because no, you don’t want to hear about the weather.

• 🎒 Backpack – For students who want teachers to respect processing time.

• 🛋️ Front door – A warning to surprise visitors who think knocking is acceptable behavior.

🚨 WHY THIS AUTISTIC STICKER EXISTS (A SENSORIAL NECESSITY) 🚨

This isn’t just a sticker. This is a public service announcement. A visual cue. A lifeline for every person who has ever been told, “Just be more social!”

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🏎️ Autistic drivers – Because the road is chaotic enough without human interaction.

• 🧠 Sensory-sensitive individuals – Keep the world at a manageable distance.

• 🏫 Students and workers – So people finally understand why you’re wearing headphones 24/7.

• 🚦 People who get overstimulated – Because crowds, noise, and lights aren’t optional.

• 💀 Anyone who hates small talk – Nothing is more terrifying than “So, what do you do for fun?”

STICKER SPECS:

📏 8.5" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum anti-social aesthetics
💪 Adhesion: Sticks firmly (like your hyperfocus on obscure topics)

DON’T JUST COPE—THRIVE.

You thought you were just setting boundaries. Turns out, you were creating a survival strategy. Get your Autistic Sticker now and let the world know you’re done explaining yourself.

You walk into a store. It’s bright, loud, and full of strangers trying to make eye contact. You knew this was a mistake the second you stepped inside. Then—someone approaches. You panic. They open their mouth.

“Have you heard about our rewards program?”

Your body freezes. Your brain goes dial-up mode. You say nothing, stare at them like a deer in the headlights, and wish you had this sticker.

Because let’s be real: your boundaries should be respected by default. But do people listen? NOPE. That’s why this sticker exists. It’s loud, unapologetic, and does all the talking for you.

🚀 Will it stop people from being annoying? Hopefully.
🛑 Will it give you a sense of power? Absolutely.

Stick it anywhere, everywhere. Let the world know you function on your own terms. Order now and reclaim your peace, space, and sanity.

You walk into a store. It’s bright, loud, and full of strangers trying to make eye contact. You knew this was a mistake the second you stepped inside. Then—someone approaches. You panic. They open their mouth.

“Have you heard about our rewards program?”

Your body freezes. Your brain goes dial-up mode. You say nothing, stare at them like a deer in the headlights, and wish you had this sticker.

Because let’s be real: your boundaries should be respected by default. But do people listen? NOPE. That’s why this sticker exists. It’s loud, unapologetic, and does all the talking for you.

🚀 Will it stop people from being annoying? Hopefully.
🛑 Will it give you a sense of power? Absolutely.

Stick it anywhere, everywhere. Let the world know you function on your own terms. Order now and reclaim your peace, space, and sanity.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.