MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
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Move, I’m Ovulating Sticker – The Ultimate Ovulating Meme for Maximum Urgency
The Move, I’m Ovulating Sticker is for those who embrace their unhinged hormonal reality, understand the The Move, I’m Ovulating Sticker is for those who embrace their unhinged hormonal reality, understand the sheer power of a fertile window, and need the world to know that now is NOT the time to be in the way. It’s not just an ovulating meme—it’s a battle cry, a fair warning, and a hilarious way to explain the chaotic energy coursing through your body.sheer power of a fertile window, and need the world to know that now is NOT the time to be in the way. It’s not just a meme—it’s a battle cry, a fair warning, and a hilarious way to explain the chaotic energy coursing through your body.
🚨 HORMONES? ACTIVATED. PATIENCE? GONE. MOVE. NOW. 🚨
Some people walk through life with chill, patience, and no sense of urgency. Some people don’t understand the full force of biological chaos. But you? You’re here to announce—loudly and proudly—that ovulation waits for NO ONE.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto anyone moving too damn slow (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:
🚨 Move or be moved.
💨 This is not a drill.
🚗 If you hesitate, you’re already too late.
And if someone asks, “Wait… are you serious?” Just stare at them, unblinking, and say, ‘Very.’
Why This Ovulating Meme Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Declares Your Hormonal Status – Because people deserve to be warned.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Fertile Chaos – Big enough to be seen, small enough to keep it subtle (ish).
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and stress-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, fertility charts, anyone blocking your path.
✅ A Certified Meme Sticker – Because science deserves humor.
Where to Stick This Meme Sticker for Maximum Effect
🔥 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters understand why you’re aggressively weaving through traffic.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching “Why do I feel feral once a month?”
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay fertile.
🚪 Your Bedroom Door (For Subtle Hints Purposes Only) – No explanation needed.
👶 Your Friend’s Car Who Needs to Speed Up This Process – Time waits for no womb.
Why Ovulation Energy is No Joke
Most people:
💆♀️ Go about their day like it’s no big deal.
🛑 Move slowly without a care in the world.
🤷 Don’t understand the primal force taking over your body.
You?
🔥 Feel like a woman on a mission.
🚗 Have no time for indecision or slow walkers.
💨 Are one ovulation cycle away from challenging someone to a footrace.
This ovulating meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a public service announcement.
Who Needs This Ovulating Meme Sticker?
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Feel Absolutely Feral Once a Month – This is your reality, embrace it.
🔥 That One Friend Who Needs the World to Understand Their Mood Swings – They NEED this.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Felt the Urge to Sprint to the Nearest Attractive Person – We get it.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers in Traffic Look Confused – Peak entertainment.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Fertility Awareness
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be read, small enough to keep it playful.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and hormone-resistant.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because ovulation energy should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, stress, and every mood swing.
Why You Need This Ovulating Meme Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.
OR…
You could be fully committing to the reality of your hormones, making sure everyone around you knows that this is NOT the time for delays, hesitation, or bad decisions.
The Move, I’m Ovulating Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a warning, a celebration, and an all-caps announcement that biology is in the driver’s seat now.
And if someone asks, “Is this really necessary?” Just smirk and say, ‘Yes. Yes, it is.’
How to Make Everyone Aware of Your Situation in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the clock is ticking.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and absolutely justified.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but ovulation waits for no one.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people either laugh or get out of your way.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
Customer Reviews
The title says it all. 10/10 I’d buy it again and again. I got the magnetic sticker and it works great and stays on rain or shine.
This is an intimidating sticker to put on your car, hence why I opted for the magnet. Still, I was mulling over whether or not to put it on. My mom told me not to, thinking it would make me a prime target for road rage. My friends thought it was hilarious and encouraged me to do so. “Real.” They would say.
The answer to my ambivalence came when my sister called me crying. She had side swiped her precious car, Otis, on concrete beam when trying to exit a tight parking garage. She was embarrassed and upset. I tried to console her, but still she cried. And when I saw it in person, I understood why. The damage was egregious, probably requiring the whole door panel to be replaced. “People are gonna see my car and think I’m a bad driver!” She said, “They’ll know it’s a girl car and way women are bad drivers!”
Ah, the accursed stereotype threat. Will we ever be free?
But I had an idea. I grabbed this magnet and stuck it over the damage.
“MOVE I’M OVULATING.”
My sister cracked a smile and took a picture. “That actually does make it better.” She said with a hint of disbelief.
“It’s perfect.” I stated.
5/5 stars
Gifted this to my friend and she stuck it to her car, however during it's first rain the image began to warp and the magnet started falling off.
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