I ❤ Teslur

Tesla Sticker – “I Love Teslur” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

For True Teslur Enthusiasts Only.

Do you drive a Tesla? Do you worship at the altar of Elongated Muskrat? Do you believe in fully automated luxury cringe? Then you need this Tesla sticker—the “I Love Teslur” vinyl decal that perfectly captures your unhinged devotion to the EV overlord.

This 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet) is bold, absurd, and engineered for maximum chaos. Whether you slap it on your Tesla, laptop, fridge, or charging station, this sticker is guaranteed to get double takes and confused stares.

🚨 Limited Edition – Because True Teslur Fans Move Fast. 🚨

Why This Sticker is a Must-Have

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to still be elite.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Holds up against rain, road rage, and tweets from Elon.
✔ Magnets available – Stick it, remove it, reapply it whenever your Tesla stock fluctuates.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – High quality, made by real humans (not AI… yet).
✔ Sleek, high-contrast design – The perfect balance of sophistication and absolute nonsense.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because good things come in threes, just like Tesla recalls.

Who Needs This Sticker?

✅ Tesla owners who understand irony.
✅ EV lovers who live for the chaos of Musk Twitter.
✅ Laptop users who need to trigger both Tesla fans and haters.
✅ Anyone who appreciates futuristic vehicles but also ridiculous humor.
✅ People who know “Teslur” is the only correct pronunciation.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Level of Commitment

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – Unlike some business ventures, this sticker holds up.
• Strong adhesive backing – Stays secure but removes cleanly if needed.
• Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and Tesla Superchargers.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Slaps onto any metal surface, no permanent decisions required.
• Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and the bumper of your friend’s gas guzzler.
• Removable and reusable – Because innovation should never be stuck in one place.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Tesla bumper – Make your Model Y look even more unhinged.
💻 Laptop cover – Perfect for silently judging non-EV users at Starbucks.
🔌 Charging station – Confuse everyone while you juice up.
🛢 Water bottle – Hydration, but make it cyberpunk.
📦 Toolbox – Just in case you ever have to fix your frunk.
🏠 Fridge door – Pairs well with expired Soylent and $8 Twitter verification receipts.

Why Our Tesla Stickers & Magnets Are Better Than a Full Self-Driving Beta

🚫 No cheap, peeling trash – This sticker is built like a Cybertruck (but shinier).
🚫 No weak magnets that fall off – Ours grip tighter than Tesla fanboys on Reddit.
🚫 **No boring designs – This Tesla sticker is 100% unhinged, just like the fanbase.

Every order supports a small business, not a trillion-dollar corporation.

What People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Charged Up)

🔥 “I put this on my Tesla and instantly felt 10% smarter.”
🔥 “This magnet is perfect for my fridge. Just like Tesla stock, it holds strong.”
🔥 “Now my car gets even more confused looks at Superchargers.”

Bonus Uses for This Tesla Sticker

💥 Gift it to the most Tesla-obsessed person you know.
💥 Stick it on your friend’s Prius and watch the confusion.
💥 Use it to see who actually gets the joke.
💥 Slap it on a charging station for instant clout.
💥 Decorate your fridge and start calling it a "Cold Supercharger."

How to Get This Tesla Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Because memes deserve to be shared.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! – No extra fees, just extra laughs.
🔥 Limited edition! – Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

Final Warning – This Sticker is Selling Faster Than a Model S Plaid

If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker.

🚨 Buy now and rep the most chaotic side of Tesla fandom! 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.