Listen Up Liberals It Burns When I Pee

A Funny Sticker That Screams Patriotism, Pain, and Pure Unhinged Energy

Some bumper stickers are political. Some are personal. This one is both. “Listen Up Liberals It Burns When I Pee” is the ultimate funny sticker for anyone who wants to raise eyebrows, drop jaws, and make highway philosophers reconsider everything they thought they knew about the First Amendment.

Let’s be honest. Subtlety is dead. We live in a timeline where people say “alpha male” without irony, where truck decals include skulls with mullets, and where bathroom habits have become part of our national identity. So why not immortalize your own internal burning sensation in bold vinyl lettering?

This sticker is a war cry. A diagnosis. A lifestyle. It’s the funniest overshare you’ll ever apply to a moving vehicle.

Who Is This Funny Sticker For?

This is not your grandma’s sticker. Unless your grandma once got kicked out of a Chili’s for yelling about lizard people. This funny sticker is for:

• People who believe in free speech and even freer urination

• Drivers who treat traffic stops as open mic night

• Patriots with a suspicious Google search history

• Men whose Tinder bios include “just ask”

• Women who exclusively flirt using monster truck metaphors

• Libertarians. Probably.

In short: this is for chaos goblins. If you’ve ever declared “I’m not here to make friends,” this sticker heard you—and it agrees.

Funny Sticker Specs – Because Size and Durability Matter

• Dimensions: 8.5" x 2.5" of pure sticker insanity

• Material: Thick weatherproof vinyl (because your opinions are not biodegradable)

• Finish: Semi-gloss—shiny enough to blind haters

• Sticker Version: Permanent, like your high school nickname

• Magnet Version (20 mil): For drivers who fear commitment

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Built for frostbite, heatwaves, and emotional instability

Every funny sticker is printed in-house by a small biz that regularly Googles “can you get arrested for bumper stickers?” (Answer: not yet.)

Where Should You Put This?

Wherever you want the truth to be known.

• Rear bumper (target audience: everyone behind you in traffic)

• Your brother’s broken-down Chevy Silverado

• A fridge stocked exclusively with Monster Energy and gas station burritos

• Laptop lid if you want your coworkers to stay far, far away

• Toilet tank (we’re not judging)

• Wedding guestbook (okay, now we’re judging)

Wherever it lands, this funny sticker is a guaranteed conversation-ender.

Magnet or Sticker? Choose Your Weapon

Sticker Version:

• Slap it on and accept the consequences. This is for those who ride or die by chaos.

Magnet (20 mil):

• Repositionable and less legally binding than most tweets.

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil):

• Survives frostbite, shame spirals, and angry DMs from strangers.

Note: most modern bumpers are plastic. If you’re using a magnet, aim for the tailgate or trunk lid.

Installation Instructions

Sticker:

1. Clean your surface like it’s being judged by the CDC.

2. Peel the liner slowly while making direct eye contact with your neighbor.

3. Apply with the same confidence you had when you Googled your symptoms.

Magnet:

1. Find a magnetic surface.

2. Slap it like you mean it.

3. Pray no one asks you for context.

Frequently Asked Overshares

Is this sticker waterproof?

Yes. Your bladder may not be, but your sticker is.

Can I give this as a gift?

Only to people who deserve to be both blessed and cursed.

Is this political?

Kind of. Mostly, it’s about bladder health, personal freedom, and scaring liberals.

Will people laugh?

Yes. And then they’ll start slowly backing away.

Final Words (Probably Not FDA-Approved)

“Listen Up Liberals It Burns When I Pee” is a bold, brave, barely medically-advisable declaration of chaotic freedom. It’s a sticker for the internet-poisoned masses, for those who treat driving like performance art, and for the brave souls who use the comment section as their therapist.

So stick it. Magnet it. Make it someone else’s problem.

Because oversharing is patriotic now.

Final Words (Also Slightly Concerning)

“Listen Up Liberals It Burns When I Pee” is the sticker for chaos agents, highway philosophers, and people with nothing left to lose but their filter.

Stick it. Own it. Overshare harder.

Because subtlety is for cowards—and this bladder-based battle cry is for heroes.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.