The Blue Scooby-Doo Gummy was a Government Microchip - Change My Mind
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
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✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
THE BLUE SCOOBY-DOO GUMMY WAS A GOVERNMENT MICROCHIP – CHANGE MY MIND – The Ultimate 90s Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) 🕶️💾
Alright, listen up, conspiracy theorists and 90s kids. You ever stop and wonder why the blue Scooby-Doo gummy just hit different? Why it tasted like raw government surveillance and absolute power? Yeah, we cracked the code—it wasn’t just a gummy, it was a federally issued tracking device. This 90s Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) is here to spread the truth and wake the masses before it’s too late. Change our mind. You can’t.
THIS 90s STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU SEE THROUGH THE LIES 🕶️
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a classified document in vinyl form. The truth is out there, and it’s flavored like blue raspberry. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or fridge, be warned: you may be monitored. Side effects may include: deep government suspicion, sudden childhood flashbacks, and an insatiable craving for artificially flavored nostalgia.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS 90s STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than your resolve to uncover the truth. 🕶️🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike the government’s attempts to erase our memories, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Die-cut precision – Designed for maximum impact and maximum paranoia.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than the microchip stuck to our DNA.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when the feds get too close and you need to ditch the evidence. 😬
WHERE TO SPREAD THE TRUTH:
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🚗 Your car – Warn the road that you know what they did.
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💻 Laptop – Let the CIA agent watching you know you’re onto them.
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🎒 Backpack – Carry classified intel wherever you go.
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🍽 Fridge – Just in case you need a reminder before you eat another chip-laced snack.
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🏢 Work desk – So your boss understands why you’re looking over your shoulder.
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT THE SCOOBY-DOO GUMMY 🚨
This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a documented historical fact (probably). If you were a 90s kid, you know deep down in your artificially flavored soul that something was off. The blue gummy had too much power. We still don’t know what it did to us.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🕶️ 90s kids who remember the truth – Because nostalgia comes with a side of suspicion.
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🏛 Conspiracy theorists – The blue gummy was just the beginning.
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😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I think the government is tracking me, and I am absolutely correct.”
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🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.
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🍬 Snack truthers – If they microchipped our gummies, what else have they done?
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum red-pilled nostalgia aesthetics
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than the microchip sticks in your bloodstream
THE BLUE SCOOBY-DOO GUMMY WAS A GOVERNMENT MICROCHIP. WAKE UP.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were joining the resistance. Get your 90s Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) now and make sure everyone knows: we remember, and we will never forget. 🕶️💾
You ever stop mid-bite, staring at that unnaturally blue Scooby-Doo gummy, and think, “What if this is doing something to me?” Yeah. Same.
Imagine: You’re sitting at lunch in elementary school. You open your pack of Scooby-Doo gummies. The blue one sits there, calling to you. It’s the best one. The elite flavor. The forbidden fruit. You eat it. Instant power surge. Suddenly, you’re running faster. Thinking clearer. Seeing the world differently.
And then—darkness. You don’t remember what happened after that.
That’s why this sticker exists. Because if we don’t remind people, they’ll forget again. That’s how they get us.
🚗 Honk all you want, I know the truth.
🕶️ The blue gummy changed us all.
🔥 It’s time to wake up.
Order now and spread the word before they wipe our memories again.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.
Customers praised this humorous sticker for its accurate appearance and functionality. "Looks just like shown" and "functions as a sticker should," shoppers said. Great for collections and gifts. Some noted minor imperfections like small scratches, but overall satisfaction remains high with consistent 5-star ratings.
- Looks great on my cooler. Looks exactly as pictured and functions as a sticker should.
- 11/10 sticker, perfect gift for my weird brother!
- Another excellent addition to my collection!
Looks just like shown! Super funny can't wait to give as Christmas presents! Minus 1 star only cause there's a small imperfection on the sticker. Still love it wouldn't order again!
Another excellent addition to my collection!
Great sticker. Looks great on my cooler. Looks exactly as pictured and functions as a sticker should. Thank you.
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The only thing I did not like was a little scratch in the bottom of the magnet. It isn't super noticeable. I love how it turned out overall!
11/10 sticker, perfect gift for my weird brother!
Cute! Went right onto my car