Jesus Loves You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It Sticker – The Ultimate Gym Bumper Sticker Featuring Buff Jesus

The Jesus Loves You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It Sticker is for those who love gym humor, have a strong faith (and stronger biceps), and believe that spiritual gains are just as important as physical ones. It’s not just a gym bumper sticker—it’s a message of faith, a declaration of divine strength, and an absolute power move to slap on your car, water bottle, or weightlifting belt.

💪 SIN CLEANSED. GAINS BLESSED. NO REPS LEFT BEHIND.

Some people find motivation in protein powder. Some people worship at the altar of creatine. But you? You lift in the name of the Lord and Savior, and whether people like it or not, Jesus is out here spotting their souls.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, gym locker, water bottle, or directly onto the forehead of a non-believer (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

✝️ Jesus saves, and so do my deadlifts.
💪 Your sins are forgiven, but your form still needs work.
✝️ Bench press for the Lord, max out for salvation.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is that Jesus with abs?” Just flex and say, ‘Yes. Yes, it is.’

Why This Gym Bumper Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Establishes That You Lift for the Lord – Spiritual and physical gains go hand in hand.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Divine Gym Energy – Big enough to be seen, holy enough to be respected.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and gym sweat-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, gym lockers, protein tubs, weight racks, church pews.
✅ A Certified Bumper Sticker – Because faith and fitness should be equally unshakable.

Where to Stick This Bumper Sticker for Maximum Blessings

💪 Your Car Bumper – So people behind you know they’re on the road to salvation.
✝️ Your Gym Locker – For when you’re lifting heavy and praying harder.
💪 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay redeemed.
✝️ The Dumbbell Rack (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine the impact.
💪 Your Preacher’s Car (Again, Maybe Not Smart) – But hilarious.

Why Gym Rats and Jesus Lovers Need This Sticker

Most people:

💉 Use supplements to get stronger.
📝 Follow a strict workout plan.
🛑 Don’t recognize the power of faith-based lifting.

You?

✝️ Pray between sets.
💪 Believe that cardio is just running from your sins.
✝️ Know that when life gets heavy, Jesus spots you.

This bumper sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a mission statement.

Who Needs This Bumper Sticker?

🔥 Christians Who Lift for the Lord – Bench for Jesus, squat for salvation.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Religious Gym Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who’s Always Talking About Gains AND God – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Thinks Jesus Would Have Had Insane Traps – Because He absolutely would.
🔥 People Who Want to Convert Gym Bros to Christ – This is your calling.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Strength & Salvation

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement, small enough to stay sleek.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and sweat-resistant.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because the light of the Lord should reflect off your bumper.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, heavy lifting, and divine intervention.

Why You Need This Gym Bumper Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like gym memberships.

OR…

You could be fully embracing the holy gains and making sure everyone around you knows that Jesus is not only your Savior but also your fitness coach.

The Jesus Loves You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a declaration of faith, a nod to the ultimate lifter, and a reminder that when it comes to love and gains, Jesus never skips a rep.

And if someone asks, “But does Jesus actually lift?” Just smile and say, ‘Ever heard of carrying the cross?’

How to Spread the Gospel of Gains in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because lifting for the Lord is the only way.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and blessed.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but divine strength is eternal.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then bench press your way to redemption.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.