TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CATNIP – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker 🐱🌿

Alright, listen up, feline enablers. You think your cat is just out here living an innocent, wholesome life? Think again. Your cat is getting into some serious nip. And if you’re not having the talk with them, who will? This Funny Cat Sticker is here to remind the world that catnip isn’t just a plant—it’s a gateway to zoomies, furniture destruction, and existential kitty crises.

THIS FUNNY CAT STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT FELINE INTERVENTION 😼

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public service announcement. Every day, thousands of cats across the world are exposed to catnip with no parental guidance. They’re rolling, they’re drooling, they’re staring at the wall like they just unlocked the secrets of the universe. If you’re not talking to your cat about catnip, they’re learning about it on the streets.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than your cat’s attitude at the vet. 🐱🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your furniture after a catnip bender, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold, high-visibility design – Because intervention starts with awareness.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than cat hair on black clothing.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when your cat demands you change the message. 😼

WHERE TO FLEX THIS FELINE PSA:

• 🚗 Your car – Because responsible pet ownership doesn’t stop at the vet’s office.

• 💻 Laptop – Let your coworkers know you take feline education seriously.

• 🎒 Backpack – A warning to the world that you are a cat advocate.

• 🐾 Cat carrier – Let the vet techs know your cat has been properly briefed.

• 📦 Your cat’s favorite napping spot – So they can reflect on their choices.

🚨 THE HARD TRUTH ABOUT CATNIP 🚨

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a movement. A commitment to feline well-being. A bold stand against reckless nip exposure. Your cat deserves better than back-alley catnip deals and unsupervised rolling sessions. If they’re going to indulge, they need to know the risks.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🐱 Concerned cat parents – Because responsible pet ownership includes tough conversations.

• 🚦 People who have seen their cat lose control – You know the signs.

• 😹 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “My cat has a problem.”

• 🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.

• 🐾 Crazy cat people who embrace the chaos – Because why not?

STICKER SPECS:

📏 4" x 4" (Square Edition)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum feline intervention aesthetics
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than cat fur to a fresh black hoodie

TALK TO YOUR CAT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were starting a revolution. Get your Funny Cat Sticker (Square Edition) now and make sure the world knows: feline responsibility starts with awareness. 🐱🌿

You ever see a cat absolutely lose their mind on catnip? One second, they’re a dignified, majestic creature. The next? They’re doing barrel rolls into the couch, eyes wide, paws flailing, questioning the meaning of life.

Imagine: You walk into your living room. Your cat is zoned out, staring at the ceiling fan like it holds the secrets of the cosmos. The carpet is wrecked. The zoomies have left destruction in their wake. You reach for the bag of catnip, and they whip their head around like they’re about to strike a drug deal.

This is why this sticker exists. Because if you’re not talking to your cat about catnip, someone else will. Probably another cat. And you know how bad their advice is.

🚗 Honk all you want, my cat is in rehab.
🐱 Catnip changes lives, for better or worse.
🔥 Responsible pet ownership starts with awareness.

Order now and save a cat from the nip spiral.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

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All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

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