You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice
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Description
A Shrimp Fried This Rice Bumper Sticker or Magnet
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Absolutely. Case closed. This bumper sticker takes one of civilization’s most important linguistic discoveries and turns it into vehicle-grade nonsense: colorful lettering, an accusatory shrimp, an arrow, and photographic evidence of the rice in question.
The rectangular design is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and is handmade, so sizing may vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale. Put it on your car, truck, toolbox, or other compatible surface and let strangers spend the rest of their commute investigating crustacean employment law.
Funny Bumper Sticker for Culinary Investigators
This funny sticker is for anyone who has heard “shrimp fried rice” and immediately demanded to know who gave that little bastard access to a wok.
The design features the phrase “you’re telling me A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE”, plus a shrimp pointing toward a suspiciously delicious bowl of fried rice. It’s dumb. It’s beautiful. It asks the questions Big Seafood refuses to answer.
Better yet, Frog Mustard currently runs Buy 2, Get 1 Free, with the third eligible item automatically free.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for Outdoor Nonsense
Choose the vinyl bumper sticker for premium all-weather material that’s waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car-wash safe. Frog Mustard’s outdoor vinyl is made for sun, rain, road grime, and questionable decisions.
For best adhesion, apply your weatherproof sticker to a smooth, glossy, clean, completely dry surface. Avoid textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics unless you know what you’re getting into. Press outward from the center to help prevent bubbles.
Car Magnet for Commitment Issues
Want removable chaos? Grab the car magnet version instead. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with extra-thick 30 mil options recommended for colder climates or aggressive winds.
Test your vehicle first: magnets need actual metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic because apparently cars hate fun. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels may work better. Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather for better longevity.
Each bumper sticker or magnet is made and shipped from Washington, with worldwide shipping available. Frog Mustard also prints, cuts, packs, and ships its products in-house rather than dropshipping them.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.